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you wet idiot

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SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE

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Minty is just cold spicy

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History repeats itself.

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only 2014/2015 kids remember

the large movement of bdsm kinksters trying to prove that fifty shades of grey is not a representation of what bdsm is in real life and how bdsm is normal and healthy complete with quirky bdsm comics

people making fun of the sexy wife volcano in the lava movie before inside out, which quickly turned into people saying that the volcanos were based off of Hawaiian singer Kamakawiwoʻole and his wife (they weren’t) and that making fun of the volcano designs is racist

art of the clock from dhmis but instead of him being a clock he’s a sexy and dapper human and is shipped with a human version of the notebook

that one comic of the 50s lady eating ribs and being messy

copious amounts of disney vs dreamworks discourse well into 2015 revolving around facial diversity and snow physics in frozen

people arguing the tumblr update that put reblog additions into boxes instead of indenting them to the side made the site look uglier

attack on titan being an unavoidable force of nature

a lot of art and au versions of the purple fucker from five nights at freddies

the persona fandom and kanji/naoto discourse before persona 4 got milked to hell and the game’s regressive writing was acknowledged

“reblog this…..if youre not homophobic!”

christina hoff summers

the coding on the website freaking out whenever anything updated

people making up stories about things that happened to them in the sims or skyrim for notes

discourse on if meghan trainor and by extension nicki minaj’s anaconda was progressive or not

that one month everyone reblogged south park photosets from the pc principal season

crave that mineral

feel free to add to this

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can confirm

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

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I follow a geology memes page on facebook and it is the most incomprehensible set of niche memes i have ever seen

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Well, time to throw the, “Homestuck is my favorite anime” joke in the trash. We need to start over. Come up with new material.

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if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out

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No. Stop.

ok but imagine a roomba that’s programmed to react positively when being scratched or petted 

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Something

none of you can say shit to me once i get my dirty little hands wrapped around the hilt of an odachi

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this is rlly interesting and u guys shuld give it a watch

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That thing about how cats think humans are big kittens is a myth, y’know.

It’s basically born of false assumptions; folks were trying to explain how a naturally solitary animal could form such complex social bonds with humans, and the explanation they settled on is “it’s a displaced parent/child bond”.

The trouble is, cats aren’t naturally solitary. We just assumed they were based on observations of European wildcats - but housecats aren’t descended from European wildcats. They’re descended from African wildcats, which are known to hunt in bonded pairs and family groupings, and that social tendency is even stronger in their domesticated relatives. The natural social unit of the housecat is a colony: a loose affiliation of cats centred around a shared territory held by alliance of dominant females, who raise all of the colony’s kittens communally.

It’s often remarked that dogs understand that humans are different, while cats just think humans are big, clumsy cats, and that’s totally true - but they regard us as adult colonymates, not as kittens, and all of their social behaviour toward us makes a lot more sense through that lens.

They like to cuddle because communal grooming is how cats bond with colonymates - it establishes a shared scent-identity for the colony and helps clean spots that they can’t easily reach on their own.

They bring us dead animals because cats transport surplus kills back to the colony’s shared territory for consumption by pregnant, nursing, or sick colonymates who can’t easily hunt on their own. Indeed, that’s why they kill so much more than they individually need - it’s not for fun, but to generate enough surplus kills to sustain the colony’s non-hunting members.

They’re okay with us messing with their kittens because communal parenting is the norm in a colony setting, and us being colonymates in their minds automatically makes us co-parents.

It’s even why many cats are so much more tolerant toward very small children, as long as those children are related to one of their regular humans: they can tell the difference between human adults and human “kittens”, and your kittens are their kittens.

Basically, you’re going to have a much easier time getting a handle on why your cat does why your cat does if you remember that the natural mode of social organisation for cats is not as isolated solitary hunters, but as a big communal catpile - and for that purpose, you count as a cat.

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I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

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I think I've pointed it out previously but this description of phenomenon assumes that the part not only starts when ke$ha is present, but continues only during her presence, and ceases to be when her presence is removed. Does a cake cease to be cake when when it is removed from the oven? Does a body cease to be clean when the soap is washed away? I propose that Ke$ha is not the sole personage in whom all true parties are realized, but it's instead a catalyst to partying. In fact, while any party without Ke$ha will either and die due to its incomplete nature, once Ke$ha walks into a party it becomes a "true party" and could conceivably continue ad infinitum

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.