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Melantho dragged me out and lectured me... Totally didn't snitch on Melanthius

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Zeus save me Melanthius put me in the storage closet this isn't a normal room. I'm KILLING this guy

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I can't leave this room without the maids finding me and snitching to the queen

This was a stupid idea

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Stowing away in the palace overnight, Melanthius helped me get in. Will update in the morning...

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Crazy idea, what if we just...make sure the prince leaves home again and accidentally doesn't get back

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SHE* 😒😒

Sigh why won't he pay attention to me

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Sigh why won't he pay attention to me

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Amphinomus keeps taking this magic box thing and saying I'm "being a problem", that guy's no fun, nothing ever went wrong before with...whatever this is !

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Every time I see an arrow it feels like an omen and warning, what is Lord Apollo trying to tell me

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I'm too sober to deal with the consequences of yesterday's actions

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Never wearing blue again... my idea didn't even work it was pointless...

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The other suitors keep saying I'm desperate, like yeah aren't we all?? The queen's taken four years so far to pick!

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Wearing blue was not a good idea all the men are looking at me funny now

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Why do we have to go home everyday I want another palace sleepover

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Might wear blue tomorrow

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I think princey is avoiding me again it's been a few days since he last showed his face in the hall

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Forgot to say happy fathers day to Eupeithes... not that he deserves it anyway 🙄