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Like parents, like daughters

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BTS’ Bob Ross and Georges Seurat working on their masterpieces

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SUPERM X MARVEL

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god

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Cats (1998) characters

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My friend bought a fat, miniature donkey. Last week she went out to feed it and discovered it hadn’t been fat and that she now owns two miniature donkeys. Meet Smokey.

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Loving mando bc he deserves it <3

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Gay🇨🇳irl

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Boy With Luv - 191227

Bonus(thismanrighthereisthedevil):

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barefaced baby 🥺

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romance isn’t dead it’s just very sleepy

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it ok to not be ready

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Hell yeah

forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

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Let’s do it pussies

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Klaus: you know what rhymes with wine?

Diego: what

Klaus: Mine *chugs half a bottle before Diego can wrestle it away from him*

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Sure do.

KLAUS HARGREEVES from THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY hates terfs!!

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Pretty much.

Umbrella Academy?

It is 3:44 am and i have never seen Umbrella Academy but everyone else has, so here’s what i think it’s about based on what i’ve seen on Tumblr:

So there’s this guy Klaus (not the Klaus from A Series of Unfortunate Events, because this Klaus is older and gayer), and he spends all his time crying and taking cocaine, which you think would be hard since crying makes your nose too stuffy to snort things but he seems to make it work.

He also served in Vietnam (???) which means the story is either set in the 80s, or that it’s set in 2019 and he time traveled back to the 70s to go to war to meet boys, and is now fucking (??) a ghost (??) (or maybe his Connor-Myrphy style imaginary friend, idk). Good times.

And then there’s this guy Luther (not the Luther from Detroit Become Human, apparently) who is so strong he climbed (?) to the moon (?!) and on the moon he realized that he could add a little zest to his life by doing a lot of incest (!?). So he does (???)(wtf?).

And then there’s this other guy called #5, who doesn’t go by his name for some reason (also this guy called Hargreeves (?) who adopted 43 kids and changed all their last names to Hargreeves? AnD TheN he mother-fuckingg calls them all by numbers? After he went to all the trouble to change all their last names to Hargreeves?! Wtf man?) Anyway #5, he’s like 12 and he kills a lot of people (a mood), and he time traveled or something, but not to meet boys in Vietnam like Klaus. Either he time traveled or he’s Benjamin Button. Fuck me, idk. Seems like a cool dude tho, i mean, i also look younger than i am and enjoy homicide. 10/10, A+ relatable content.

Anyway there’s also some girls, and one of them was so sad one day that she just, like, blew up the whole mother fuckin world. She caused the apocalypse cause she was bummed out, And honestly if that isn’t a whole goddamn mood.

So yeah. That’s what umbrella academy is about, accoring to Tumblr. And also according to me because i have oatmeal instead of a brain, and i haven’t seen the show.