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Remember when Goerge Bush was abnormally stupid... Those were the days...

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With all the wild tier lists out there I'm surprised there isn't a holocaust tier list: "Jew? Definitiely a solid B tier. Lotta good jews died. Cripples... Now hear me out - Imma go S"

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Imagine a more realistic counter strike global offensive where the terrorist team has truly shitty gear: "Alright, we're doing an econ round so pick child soldiers and equip pocket knives"

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Believe laws should change by landmass: Neurotypical

Believe laws should change by planet: Psychotic

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Woe to those with peanut allergies who will never fully experience the joy of 5 Guys

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When a Klansman says the blacks are "suspicious". (It reminds you of a hit game)

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The 1954 movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers depicts aliens secretly taking control of human hosts and pretending to be them. Little known fact: This is actually a reference to the hit game Among Us because the communists were sussy for being red.

There was also a reference to Among Us called the Klu Klux Klan that would say "black sus" and vote black out of the game with nooses because airlocks hadn't been invented.

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I want a game show where you have to differentiate a Republican's hatred for black men from a liberal's hatred of all men.

X are all rapists

X are worse than animals

Honestly it's 50/50 at this point.

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The most unrealistic part of batman is a billionaire caring about their children.

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It's unrealistic that Bruce Wayne wouldn't be caught as batman. He's in too good shape for a billionaire. Most billionaires are morbidly obese while he is JACKED. People would figure this out.

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I can't watch archeology videos without cringing about people either just dropping something of value or having their grave robbed and losing their afterlife swag.

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A form of gambling I would play: Dungeons and Dragons except the DM is DETERMINED to kill the entire party and you win a jackpot by making it to the end of the campaign

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Yeah I got a 4.0% GPA. No big deal.

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In some regions it's illegal to pet manatees so if I ever go down the path of crime you all should know I'll be a serial petting maniac.

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Specifying the day of the week and time in hours.

> Very unspecific

> Vague as all hell

Specifying the milliseconds since the Linux epoch

> Very specific

> Based and binary pilled

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Cultural genocide isn't real. Unlike the ongoing sin of sloth that is the putrid panda race. They deserve a non cultural genocide.

China's worst atrocity was not wiping out pandas when they had the chance.

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China's worst atrocity was not wiping out pandas when they had the chance.