therealmettaton

[therealmettaton]

My assumption is you have very strong and controversial opinions on different fashion reality shows

* oh, absolutely. i could not only create a beautifully impactful, stylish outfit that would bring a tear to tim gunn’s eyes, but i would do it all without the sheer nerve to backtalk michael kors. though i’m certainly not too fond of that man, either. he’d be lucky to have me in his presence.

[therealmettaton]

**Whispering...as i point out to you, your co-host Mr. Tenna

“ I want you to have an assertive dominance on Mr. Tenna over there, he he ”

* … pardon? i’m afraid i’m unsure what you’re … attempting to say, darling. these are sort of just words to me.

* though, i must say, i already do have something of an assertive effect on my darling mister tenna.

[therealmettaton]

Pepsi fan

* hmm … well, seeing as i’m a ghost, my only option would have to be ghost-pepsi, but I’ll still have to deny this claim, darling. i’m much more of a ghost-coke enjoyer.

[therealmettaton]

* another ask game for my darling fans to indulge me in. i’ll be as truthful as i can, rest assured. <3

Anonymously tell me your assumpmtions about me and I'll confirm or deny them.

!!!

[therealmettaton]

* oh my …

[ It’s not an alarmed exclamation — rather the opposite. He’s very quietly holding down on the image and saving as a .png. ]

I still can't get over the rambling stuff incident you, Mettaton, and ur Anons had tbh. I hope you get better Mr. Tenna

😔🙏🏽💗 with love,

OH GOD!? SORRY!!!--

WE- HOW DID YOU- WHEN DID YOU- MIKE!! THE BROOM!!!

[therealmettaton]

All I really want is a alterhuman partner… like we can cuddle, make dens together and we will be a pack. And the best thing is we will understand each other’s experiences.

[therealmettaton]

Helloo everybody my name is Markiplier, and today we're participating in the show that's been the sensation of everyone's screens in recent times, "Mr. (Ant) Tenna's TV Time".

WELCOME MARKIPLIER!! Please enter your name in the textbox!! You have 3 letters though, so use them wi-

why did you put your name as b87.

[therealmettaton]

[therealmettaton]

Never fall asleep to the weather channel

[therealmettaton]

((kin feels and the subsequent horrors of it (aka weird sudden depressive episode) have me going onto picrew.me again. siigh. i want my true form back))

[therealmettaton]

* i'll ... tell you eventually. it's complicated, and it's best suited for an entirely different genre of conversation rather than an argument.

* ...

* and i would like that, i think. maybe i could even go as far as to meet you somewhere. the house is something of a mess, so i wouldn't wish to subject you to ... that.

mettaton, what, what, what have you been up to? Still being weird with the tv?

— @ghost-girl-mew-mew

* OH MEW MEW HELLO. I. WASN’T AWARE YOU KNEW OF MY ACCOUNT!

* well, you know me! your dazzling cousin is rotting in bed per usual. though i have been rather active online, as you can. likely assume.

* yes, i have been, in your words, “weird with the TV.” have you been enjoying your search for a body?

[therealmettaton]

I LOVE ROBOT YAOI

bonus doodle below

[therealmettaton]

I know you and mew mew have some kinda beef but like what are your honest thoughts on her?

* all things considered, she's ... rather wonderful, i would say, when she wishes to be. very tempermental, often rash and rude, but we all need someone like that in our lives, do we not?

* though i do wish we kept in touch more frequently. things get lonely in this house, with blooky so often out doing who-knows-what at the police department, especially with officer undyne's disappearance ... but she's nice, in small doses. not exactly pleasant to be around, but not unpleasant, either.

[therealmettaton]

The twinkish version of you

Like Mettaton EX or whatever, Mettaton NEO is also pretty cool

I know the one on Tumblr is taking questions to answer on his show, @romancedramabloodshed

* ... oh my.

[ Mettaton is silent for a moment. ]

* i think something just awakened in me.

[therealmettaton]

[ Mettaton falters just a bit, expression softening into something like compassion. It's weird. Mettaton and outward compassion aren't usually words used in the same sentence. ]

* i'm certain he could play any of your games, if connected to the proper hardware ...

[ There isn't any malice in his tone --- not nearly as much as before, anyway. ]

* plus, he's ... nice, in a strange way, once you get to know him. in that same way i would want nothing more than to get to know you, if you'd stay for longer than a week or two. you know we're in the same boat, metaphorically speaking. finding a body that's worth the hassle of possessing. trying to be alive --- or, rather, as alive as ghosts can be --- and thrive more than merely surviving.

[ A silence passes through the room. It's not tense so much as it's uncertain. ]

* you're sweet for your concern, mew mew. and, for whatever it may be worth to you, i've been thinking about you.

mettaton, what, what, what have you been up to? Still being weird with the tv?

— @ghost-girl-mew-mew

* OH MEW MEW HELLO. I. WASN’T AWARE YOU KNEW OF MY ACCOUNT!

* well, you know me! your dazzling cousin is rotting in bed per usual. though i have been rather active online, as you can. likely assume.

* yes, i have been, in your words, “weird with the TV.” have you been enjoying your search for a body?

[therealmettaton]

Have you seen that twinkish version of you from another timeline yet?

He's running around here on Tumblr too, actually

* The what

[therealmettaton]

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past