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I explained what happened and he was freaking out a bit now, and he was like "should I call and ambulance, what should we do?". But the only thing I knew I wanted as like a moment of 100% clarity, was toast.

[therealsisterdaniel]

now why was he danyiff 😭

because once upon a time dnp used to have fun online and make punny themed layouts for holidays :( and danyiff was his halloween 2018 layout

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[therealsisterdaniel]

it's ridiculous, honestly.

[therealsisterdaniel]

AHHHHH

so im a nanny this summer right??? And I see this woman around my age at parks, playgrounds, libraries, etc, and we both have 2 kiddos under 3 with us, so we’ve been chatting casually a few times a week. I know she moved to New England from Florida for work, and she casually mentioned needing to save money to get married. I asked her about the wedding planning, and she tells me her future wife’s family is hosting. Obviously I’m excited she’s gay, and I asked her how she and her fiancé met. She gets all cagey and starts mumbling about meeting online being fans of the same creators. I ask if it’s a creator I’ve heard of, she says probably not. And at this point my phannie sense is tingling for some reason so I start hinting. “Are they British?” “Is it a duo?” And she knows I’m onto her. Eventually we both just say it, massive smiles on our faces.

Conclusion - phannie love is out there, and we are somehow everywhere.

[therealsisterdaniel]

🌊🧑🏽‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏼🌊 putting them back on the sea until they upload

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August 25, 2015: On a scale from Dan to meerkat, what are you today? I'm the meerkat on the right, personally 😬💇‍♂️🏞

[therealsisterdaniel]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made quesadillas" "spilled mop water all over the floor :(" "lady on the bus has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" andits like wow. i love you more than words can express

[therealsisterdaniel]

it’s so funny remembering that dnp were like actual red carpet celebrities at one point. the fucking leap between their bbc radio personas and them now spans three generations and one alternate dimension. who the fuck are those people and why were they interviewing fall out boy

[therealsisterdaniel]

every other youtuber/influencer: vlogging some homey clips because i love watching chill daily tasks videos and i know you guys do too :)

dan and phil: god bet you FREAKS wanna watch us clean the kitchen!!! you little parasocial goblins wanna PHROOMBA all over our house?!?! you're all laundry PERVERTS!!!

[therealsisterdaniel]

Daniel Howell is so cunty

[therealsisterdaniel]

yknow. like. nya

[therealsisterdaniel]

being a phannie is awesome. you’re emo when you’re 12 and it means you sign up for just being nonstop psychologically tortured by some random gay couple for sport for the rest of your life

[therealsisterdaniel]

dan and phil are like. like when a cat is about to knock over a water glass and they pause and stare directly at you, paw raised. and you know they’re about to knock the glass off the counter. and they’re just sitting there staring at you daring you to move. and you both know what’s about to happen. and babey that paw is inching towards that glass

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August 19, 2015: Just boyfriend things! 🥰🐁🍾💨

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Link

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We like a cocktail bar.