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Oldguy problems: when you stub your toe against a the last woolly mammoth
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this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.
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white people when there's dinner at the function
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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.
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as you approach wigan, it will begin to take on more and more gravylike qualities, and eventually the two will become virtually indistinguishable, but its esoteric nature is as such that it is impossible to determine the specific point at which it actually becomes gravy
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nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:
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