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adjusting to a world where I’m not the middle sister anymore
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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.
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Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.
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Concept: in a setting where vampires exist and can only be harmed by symbols of faith (crucifixes, etc.), a James Randi-style skeptic/supernatural debunker witnesses his family murdered by vampires, and dedicated his life to hunting down what he believes are a cabal of ordinary serial killers with a blood fetish and some cheap plastic fangs. They die when he shoots them with an ordinary gun, granted holy status by the sheer force of his belief that they are actually just ordinary humans who will die when shot.
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#actually yes#sonic is an otter#otter: skinny gay guy with hair (like twink#except twinks are hairless)#and fellers i hate to say it#but if my last name was The Headgehog and someone called me an otter I would know i was being called gay
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having a very public breakdown on tumblr is actually quite noble and should be respected
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Pigeon attempts to court falcon
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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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oh no the horrors-
wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors
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