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Yooo even if podcasts aren't for you (couldn't be me, so sad, etc), watch the fun video summarizing Are You Afraid Of The Dark Universe?
Universal Monster Universe so queer and fun and gory it makes me wish more movies featuring Tom Cruise's face existed, which is a pretty impressive feat.
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Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment
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POst i have been looking for a ps3 game for hours that will let me pick up and throw women across the world like a football any recomendations
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i wanna thénk my määäāāam,,, and my daaæd
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to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition
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guess what book series i've been enjoying lately! i'm still reading through Nona, so no spoilies please
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I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!
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