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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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(nothing between me and god except a thin panel of aquarium glass) ahem *bonk* hey *bonk* excuse me *loud thunk* i have questions about the nature of things

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get weirder get gayer & by god my friend you must get hairier

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I'm still here lol sorry

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I love to misread replies as reptiles. There are reptiles on my posts sometimes

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5 signs you might be a "fe" male -- rarest kind of male, stronger than alpha male

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endless night

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new post but im shy so nobody gets to read it

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oh thats not a chastity cage. yeah no thats a muzzle. if my penis bites one more person theyre gonna have it euthanized

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soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

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traumatized

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There used to be such simple directions, back in the days before they invented parallel universes – Up and Down, Right and Left, Backward and Forward, Past and Future … But normal directions don’t work in the multiverse, which has far too many dimensions for anyone to find their way. So new ones have to be invented so that the way can be found. Like: East of the Sun, West of the Moon. Or: Behind the North Wind. Or: At the Back of Beyond. Or: There and Back Again. Or: Beyond the Fields We Know. And sometimes there’s a short cut. A door or a gate. Some standing stones, a tree cleft by lightning, a filing cabinet. Maybe just a spot on some moorland somewhere … A place where there is very nearly here.

-- Terry Pratchett - Lords And Ladies

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Happy Wizard Wednesday I wish all Wizards a very happy Wiz life

(Just wanted to say that your blog makes me v happy, seeing a Wiz on my dash every day is delightful and those funky little guys make me smile on bad days❤)

HAPPY WIZARD WEDNESDAY

it delights me to no end that wizards bring others as much joy as they bring me, even on your worst days there is a wizard somewhere out there casting status buffs on you ❤

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So so funny to me how they were like "Here's the localized title, Delicious in Dungeon!" And literally everyone went "Yeabh. Thank you but we are not calling it that 👍"