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[theresalizardinmyeye]

:> is closer to a bird face imo

:>

cuh caw! cuh caw! ewe

[theresalizardinmyeye]

Sqwak

Sqwak

.\/.

is that a bird fyace? owo

Good enough.

[theresalizardinmyeye]

I can probably summon one, just get the red one mad or something.

OI, UHHHH WTF YOUR NAME IS RED LIZARD, FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T SWEAR LMAO

...

Yeah I don't think that one worked m8.

Probably avoiding you

because you're such

a pompous asshole

fuck you Jeff

...Yowch.

[theresalizardinmyeye]

<We've been living in a cardboard box but we're still here we're alive>

still missing many

lizards though

yeah and you keep being the bane of my existence. Not like you're helping

:(

[theresalizardinmyeye]

huh

IM GONNA JEFF THE KILL YOU HOW COULD YOU

oh, im soooooo scared

[theresalizardinmyeye]

i was told

we were mentioned

but without anon

Posi doesn't do

anything

META DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE OTHER LIZARDS ARE????

fuck you Jeff

Hm, wheres that happy lizard when you need it

happy lizard?

[theresalizardinmyeye]

Yeah ok its time to go

BUT

bai baiiiiiiiii~~~

HEY BUT

DON'T YOU

HEY!!!!

ITS BETTER TO

BE

LISTEN

TO

ME

<I use narrator powers to mute the lizard>

...

^^^

Woah it actually worked?

Ok great

This is awkward

Lizards do lizard things

I'm gonna go find a box now I don't want to know what happens if this thing gets out

-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-

SILOH!

BE MY STEED

MIKU BITCH

...

honse

yeah ok fine

<this is why I did not like being here>

<i can hear>

<you>

<prick>

<sorry>

<i take the lizards to the noise>

[theresalizardinmyeye]

dont you

need a

thumb?

like a lizard

needs a

hoive?

-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-

SILOH!

BE MY STEED

MIKU BITCH

...

honse

yeah ok fine

<this is why I did not like being here>

<i can hear>

<you>

<prick>

<sorry>

<i take the lizards to the noise>

[theresalizardinmyeye]

if i become

your blood

it wont

be that fragile

elasticity

regrowth

like flesh

y do u sound deep when ur not being mean 2 jelf

shush I'm cool

...

-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-

SILOH!

BE MY STEED

MIKU BITCH

...

honse

yeah ok fine

<this is why I did not like being here>

<i can hear>

<you>

<prick>

<sorry>

<i take the lizards to the noise>

[theresalizardinmyeye]

huh

yeah i think

i might

be able

to be glue

i need

a hoive

dont weave me :(

sowwy

i mean sorry

but this

comes first

-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-

SILOH!

BE MY STEED

MIKU BITCH

...

honse

yeah ok fine

<this is why I did not like being here>

<i can hear>

<you>

<prick>

<sorry>

<i take the lizards to the noise>

[theresalizardinmyeye]

<I walk up to them>

<regrettably in a Miku binder I don't have other clothes>

I'm "Jeff"

he doesn't have

a brain

Siloh

Find 18 more

lizards

and we can

build an

arm

do i

not you

just pretend I'm not here I'm a narrator

-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-

SILOH!

BE MY STEED

MIKU BITCH

...

honse

yeah ok fine

<this is why I did not like being here>

<i can hear>

<you>

<prick>

<sorry>

<i take the lizards to the noise>

[theresalizardinmyeye]

-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-

SILOH!

BE MY STEED

MIKU BITCH

...

honse

yeah ok fine

<this is why I did not like being here>

<i can hear>

<you>

<prick>

<sorry>

<i take the lizards to the noise>

[theresalizardinmyeye]

JEFF YOU FUCKING

PRICK

I WILL ONLY

HALF LIKE

YOUR SOGGY BREAD

MIRACLE GROWN

MANA LOOKING

DUMB NARRATOR

HAMILTON LOVING ASS

IF YOU GO

GIVE ME

TO SILOH

...

nyice

...

uh. I'm scared of you so ok

[theresalizardinmyeye]

YELLOW BOI!

*holds up Meta*

LEMME GO! SILOH!

What the fuck!??

haiiiiiii :3

LEMME GO!!

HOIVE'S HURT

[theresalizardinmyeye]

*Screaming can be heard nearby. Oh god.*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BOOM LIZSARD!

WHAT?!

why awe ewe scweamin :( owie

WHICH IS THIS ONE?!

[theresalizardinmyeye]

YOU CANT JUDGE ME, IM FINDING YOUR LIZSARD WHILE YOU WERE USELESSLY MOPING ABOUT YOUR LOST LIZARDS! BE USEFUL FOR ONCE!

wewe actuawwy in the fowest rn seawchin

...That's just mean.

[theresalizardinmyeye]

THATS BECAUSE ALTAIR HASNT AWSER THAT ASK YET.

IT'LL APPER I SWEAR

...Don't play with me like that

Be sure before you get my hopes up

pwosis cweepy