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ok so for my next scheme I'm gonna only target... *covers eyes* *throws dart* nerds named... *spins wheel* Jenny

everybody else you're safe but I'm putting all the nerdy Jennys in my fucked up evil labyrinth 2.0

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this post makes me want to try for fucked up evil labyrinth attempt #2 but I assure you it's not like a sex thing or anything,

making someone run for their life from you in a labyrinth can be foreplay

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Do you guys think the Aussie version of Willy wonka is called Willy wanker

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Does anyone have it’s miller time

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CLIPPY????

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What'd you have to say about the rumors?

Oh so THATS how it’s gonna be from now on isn’t that great

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I DO NOT SAY THAT

do you think the riddlers cock is shaped like a question mark

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I could be doing so many other things right now but the fucking Joker is asking me to watch M Night Shyamalan movies and I’m gonna be honest I stayed up all night watching The Real Housewives of Metropolis yesterday so I’m really not feeling it

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she smack on my barm till I pea wet

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I think it was OutKast who said "Y'all don't wanna hear me y'all just wanna ponder my orb"

none of you even care about my lore 😒

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I have six faces and eleven siblings, but be careful! If I have but one degree for too long, I'll vanish before your eyes!

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for those of you asking about the fucked up evil labyrinth I've decided to retire the idea

completely unrelated to my recent leave of absence from tumblr dot com

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Good morrow again, dear edward. Where can thee finish a hundr'd books without finishing a single sentence?

yknow this is a really fucking insensitive thing to ask someone who's been to jail

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Descartes said "I think therefore I am"

Well I've been doing a lot of not thinking lately, hence why I wasn't amming at the time

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mr the riddler how do i get out of the evil labyrinth i’m cold and scared

- @pesto-is-all

oh um

ok so ignore my last reblog just sit tight I'll phone the fire department

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I'm sure it's nothing to worry about

it’s not easy being green