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Enjoyed the bubble sounds!

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essek saving caleb from beneath a collapsed tower with his noodly wizards arms so he has to bend reality to do it. romance.

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computer, show me anarchist gentrification restuarant

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is that………..what i think it is

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I work at a thrift store in Missouri and found this bootleg Salad Fingers wedding hat. I couldn’t pass it up. Maybe they like rusty rings?🤔

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People are letting autocorrect name their Pokemon and it’s beautiful 💕

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On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

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a guide to uk cities for foreign people

manchester: gays. you will probably get mugged.

liverpool: like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.

newcastle: probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.

leeds: it’s a lot cheaper than london

bradford: leeds but awful

nottingham: gun death capital of the uk!

derby: intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any fucks about this.

hull: violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here

leicester: i’m not sure this is a real place

york: this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment

birmingham: NO.

brighton & hove: more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.

portsmouth: there is literally nothing here.

southampton: exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk

bristol: you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.

cardiff: you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.

plymouth: post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.

penzance: everyone here is from london now.

london: no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.

cambridge: windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.

oxford: same number of cunts as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london

edinburgh: a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.

glasgow: it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.

aberdeen: las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably

belfast: do not order “an irish car bomb” OR “a black and tan” here.

wolverhampton: really, really don’t.

norwich: count people’s fingers. mutations walk here.

coventry: like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson.

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Dave Strider was announced for Smash Ultimate.

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this suicide squad shirt they're selling at hot topic is absolutely killing me

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how are kids in this day and age assigning sexualities to their favorite minecraft youtubers i was 12 being exposed to liveleak executions and sonic pregnancy fetish art without my consent toughen up