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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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When Jewel Suan gets her very first boyfriend at the age of 24, she's suddenly confronted with a question she'd never had to consider before: What to do with her pubic hair? In this sweet comic, join her as she explores all her options, from full hair to none.

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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yes

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Meet me at the hollow log

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Another dream comic. Had a dream where I was tied to a chair in a dark room and some hooded figures killed me after I begged for my life—but then I got caught in a time loop and so I kept trying to figure out what I could say to get them to not shoot me but they killed me no matter what I said. Started just shouting random stuff eventually.

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little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)

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he makes me so happy and so profoundly sad at the same time

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Sketches 🕊️ °˖➴

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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I think ur good actually 🥰🥰

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Gaara + Assorted Text Posts

Bonus Shukaku Meme:

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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クレゲでGETした

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This is more punk than the whole of punk history.