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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

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I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time

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Sundays am I right

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people who get excited about stars, moon & sunsets are my kinda people

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wdym you don't check my tumblr, do u even care about me????

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Good morning ♡

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i love when girls compliment me! like baby you just made my entire day

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Imagine being asleep and waking up with me on top of you, with my cock inside your pussy slowly fucking you until I cum inside you

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maybe we should be nicer to girls who post content for free <3

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hey Siri how do i stop feeling ugly

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I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

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i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone