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Pardon the interruption of your feed. I’m just here to mourn how shit my favorite franchises have become.

Fuck Jurassic World and their fucking locusts.

Fuck Doctor Strange and their utter character assassination.

And fuck Star Wars for WHATEVER THE FUCK KENOBI WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!

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I’m back. Spent a shit load of time on Twitter and kinda ignored Tumblr. Gonna try to not do that this year.

Gonna make some big review thing of the superhero shows and movies I saw last year. Cause I really wanna.

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Betty White and a bear stop what you’re doing and reblog

Betty White: First Lady of Television (Netflix)

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Say it ain’t so!!

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SCP 3000 is quite fascinating

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The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

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Justice League Unlimited S2E07 “Clash”

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Finished up the other JP variations aaand you can find these in my shop too! 

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BITCH??? BITCH?!!?! BITCH!!!!!?!!

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This is still my favourite thing tbh

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Transformers x Top Gun crossover - “Maverick” figure revealed.

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/an/ is pure

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🌊🏊Sharks are nice!🏄

Since its summertime and people are gonna be hitting the beach to swim and/or surf, i decided to make this informative shark post. In the media sharks are portrayed as mean bloodthirsty and vicious creatures. Such as in movies like “The Shallows” and “Jaws”. But are sharks really that vicious? The answer is no. No they are not. Sharks are really nice and sweet creatures. I am a surfer and have been bitten a couple of times by sharks but i still know the truth… sharks aren’t evil creatures. You may be thinking “but you’ve been bitten by one! How can they not be evil!?” Well the answer to that my bro is simple, its all a misunderstanding. You see, sharks dont have great eyesight. They are blind as fuck. So they rely on other senses to find food. They see the silhouette of us surfers on our boards and they see it from a below angle and they think we kind look like seals, their favourite meal (as seen in the pics above). So they take just a nibble to see what the fuck we are. Once they realize we aint a seal, they go away. Why? Sharks HATE the taste of human meat. We disgusting af to them. Thats why the majority of shark attacks are just sharks bitting once and then leaving. They just wanted to know what the fuck we are bro. Its a case of mistaken identity. A misunderstanding. Have there been shark attacks where the shark bites more than once? Yeah. But thats rare and it only happens if the shark is either (1) feeling threatened or provoked. Or (2) very hungry. Like, i mean STARVING.

Sharks just wanna eat but they dont wanna eat us. Its just a simple misunderstanding. As you can see in the photos above, people can swim with sharks and nothing happens. Its totally fine my dudes. So there you have it, sharks are homies, not hostile.

Sources: Jaws- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)

The Shallows- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shallows_(film)

http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/shark-attack.htm

MORE INFO: The likelihood of being attacked by a shark is thought to be 1 in 11.5 million, and only 4 or 5 people in the entire world die each year from shark attacks.[1]. If you’re still nervous about meeting one of these ocean predators, check out these guidelines to help you further minimize the chances of an encounter- http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Sharks-While-Surfing

PLEASE REBLOG THANKS MATE

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“VeGeTa’S nEvEr BeEn OnE tO mIsReAd An OpPoNeNt’S sTrEnGtH.”

Hoo boy, another abomination of a chapter. Time for some more #wtf toyotaro

I’m not even gonna look at it. I’m just gonna present this panel, without comment, and let you all bask in the absurdity.