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Didn’t you also try to convince us that microwave was some ludicrous thing in Welsh?

EXCUSE ME. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, ARE YOU INSINTUATING THAT I WAS PRO-POPTY PING?

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I WAS DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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to be fair, I think that's the only way to do this property justice.

my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too

the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???

this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!

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I am so sorry about Arwen. I have read your stories about her with great joy. Please know that she'll live on tumblr forever.

I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.

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The Stark Tower is Loki’s catwalk

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Ah, the joys of owning cats

Sundew: I love my mommy! I'mma say hi to my mommy!

Me, deeply asleep until this moment: augh! What the- whiskers *directly* up the nose, thank you Sundew

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actually making a full post about it instead of just putting it in the tags.

if you've never done it before: try making gifs. work your way through tumblr tutorials, find a photoshop clone or crack the original, pirate the thing you're making a gif of, figure out how to color, how to sharpen, how to export, and then despair as you realise that your gif is way too big for tumblr's mb limit.

I mean this genuinely.

trying your hand at a creative process you do not understand or have simply never had much interest of your own in will do leagues to help you gain further insight in and appreciation for the craft, the artwork, and the people behind it.

this goes for everything; try drawing art. try writing fic. hell, try writing a fan song! you might be surprised by how hard it is – you might be surprised to find that you enjoy the challenge.

and this doesn't just apply to fandom: art as a whole is a labour of love. and once you see the labour behind the pieces of art you enjoy, you will feel the love instilled in them even more.

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People will see the most fucked up designs and be like, "that's ugly." No, it's tasteless, it's excessive, it's camp, it's discordant. Ugly is a street full of identical, inoffensive, and disinteresting mcmansions.

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

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i miss sjws i miss cancel culture i miss dei i miss woke 😭😭😭😭😭

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upside to having cool mutual: mutual :3 who is cool :3

downside to having cool mutual: my nothing posts are getting notes from random people. who are you and why are you on what was supposed to be a 5 note post maximum.

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Captain Loki by *Kibbitzer

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Ahhh…this scene was simply epic X’“’D

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( <= green bean

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David Bowie, San Francisco, Circa 71 🏨