thesammehjurdy
thesammehjurdy
Life of a Adult Loser
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Sammie. 20. Pansexual. Oregonian Christian
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thesammehjurdy · 5 years ago
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There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.
Happy Halloween, everyone!
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thesammehjurdy · 5 years ago
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Can we please just acknowledge the sheer absurdity the “Kuzon’s Parents” disguise scene:
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Deadass Katara just stuffed her shirt with melons, did nothing else to even pretend that she was older than 14, Sokka put on what was probably an incredibly fake-looking beard and pulled the most shakespearean accent he could muster. 
They just saunter on in with their son who looks literally nothing like either of them, but also almost the exact same age. The headmaster probably just thinks “Fuck it. Okay. Benefit of the doubt. I’m not particularly well-versed in the ethnicities of the colonies maybe this is just normal. Adoption maybe? Good skin care?” 
And then when he asks their names, Sokka just comes out guns blazing with surnames- which is implied (but not confirmed) to be sort of nobility status. And not only is their cover story that they have surnames in the first place, but that their name is Fire. Wang Fire and Sapphire Fire. 
Can you imagine just being a Canadian school principal meeting a student’s parents for the first time and you just see these rogue teenagers showing up saying “Hello yes my name is Sir Jason Toronto and this is my wife Poutine.”
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thesammehjurdy · 5 years ago
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well i don't want to be silly anymore. i want to engage in hoaxes and schemes now
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thesammehjurdy · 5 years ago
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i feel like we as a society don’t talk enough about the november 2006 album charts
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thesammehjurdy · 5 years ago
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Purest love display 
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thesammehjurdy · 5 years ago
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u cant tell me they wouldnt be overly loud in various public restaurants, you simply cant 
(click for quality and all that)
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thesammehjurdy · 5 years ago
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The look on her face when she realizes
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What better way to test out my new tablet than drawing some Pride space cats?
Stay proud everyone and remember: you are valid!
And thanks to the Pride Knights for being so awesome, you guys rock!
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reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two
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thesammehjurdy · 5 years ago
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My salary is so shitty 😒
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thesammehjurdy · 5 years ago
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This show was so underrated.
guess who my favourite character is
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