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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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robotic tgirl with all her status lights flashing bright red but insists that she's fine, she's just kinda tired, no that's a normal grinding sound for her to make, she's fine, it's fine, really you shouldn't worry about her, she's fine

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I'd still trust you with my life doctor tbh

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can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

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i feel strongly about this

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That first statement isn't true, though.

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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my job on the anarchist commune would be enforcing the socially agreed upon norms through the use of monopolized violence

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Not perfect and not always right but basically:

Is it a screen shot?

Is there a link?

Did you click/read the link?

Was it a real source (AP wire, local news, the original online post - not Fox, not the Sun, not NY Post, etc)?

Did you find any confirmation?

Did it strongly confirm a bias or suspicion?

Did it make you feel angry, smug, disgusted, superior, and/or helpless?

Is it important enough to you that you think it needs to be shared?

Do you have the energy, time, ability to research, confirm, and provide sources, links, and some additional clarifying details?

Generally I have this in mind, not necessarily always and not always observed, and I forget and blah blah. But it's a pretty simple guide to remember, and honestly items 1 and 9 cover me most of the time.

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In Wigan, the interweaving of gravy and pey wet coordinates gives rise to the concept of the invariant interval Δs²:

Δs² = c²Δg² - Δp²

Considering the physical significance of the invariant interval gives rise to three cases:

Δs² > 0: in this case two events are separated by more gravy than pey wet, and are said to be gravylike separated

Δs² < 0: in this case two events are separated by more pey wet than gravy, ans are said to be peywetlike separated

Δs² = 0: in this case the two events are said to be chiplike separated. The assumption of Lorentz covariance implies the speed of light in Wigan to be a constant.

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"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

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new quiz! do you know what the cast of Mario Kart World is from? let's find out

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where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses