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YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE

THIS IS A TWO-PART READING.

PART ONE IS HERE: YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE' IMPRESSION OF YOU

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PICK FROM THE FOLLOWING FOUR PILES TO FIND OUT WHAT WILL BE YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION OF YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE

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Choose from Left to Right (1-4):

PILE 1:

You will meet this person after they have had a phenomenal transformation. You would see their old pictures and be like this cannot be the same person. This person comes after a long cycle of singlehood. Your first impression of your Future Spouse is that they are very passionate and loving.

You will see them as gentle and kind. As you get to know them better, you grow to appreciate them and admire them greatly. They have weathered huge storms in their lives and yet they continue being gentle. It will inspire you. 

You may grow obsessed with this person too. Not in a toxic way but in a healthy way. You will see this person as a leader and a no-nonsense person! You will feel that no one can stir shit around this person and you will be envious of this ability because you have wanted that for a long time. 

"But not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma"

PILE 2:

Your first impression of your Future Spouse is that this person is strong. Physically as well as mentally. This person works out a lot. They are very, very focused on keeping themselves healthy. At first glance, you will think of them as argumentative and conflicting. You are not sure about this person. They may look angry all the time but funnily enough, that's their face.

And seems like you realise it too. You will speak to them about this thing later in your relationship. You believe that this person has too much burden on their shoulders and not enough help. You are going to be angry on this person's behalf. You are someone who will defend your loved ones the most. And when you see this person, that will be your instinct. Nobody can trash talk about this person around you or you will blast them. 

You will also think that this person is very intuitive. And they may very well have psychic abilities. They may be eerily good at predicting events.

"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I pretend I'm alright"

PILE 3:

Your first impression of your future spouse is that they are very chatty but cunning too. This person knows how to be manipulative and you are one of the very few people who can see through the facade. You are going to be guarded around this person in the beginning. But your person will recognise that their trying not to be their true self is hurting this bond. 

That’s when you will see this person's true personality. You are going to have one confused first impression band and then an admirable first impression. You will see them have a very king/ queen aura. This person will come from a wealthy family or at least that’s your opinion of them.

You will see them as someone who has a lot of potential and grounded energy. Once you are familiar with this person, they will be your go-to person. This person will help you grow your career rapidly if you go down the corporate route.

"I just need somethin' that, I just need somethin' that's real"

PILE 4:

Your first impression of this person is that they have a very young and inquisitive energy. You see them as innovators. They take existing ideas and make something better out of it. You will see that this person has immense potential and strength of mind. Not much can shake their faith. However, you will recognise that this person can be very indecisive too.

They may like dilemmas too much for your liking. You prefer to make decisions and be done with it. But this person likes to contemplate.

You will see this person as a thinker. They will come off as calm and thoughtful to you. This person, at first glance, will not look like someone who talks about their feelings. You are going to be apprehensive about this particular aspect.

You will also note that this person will have a lot of options in their life. Career-wise as well as in matters of love. They are very introverted and do not realise that the quiet strength that they have is attractive to a lot of people.

"I keep going back to when I laid eyes on you"

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18+ WHO IS YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE?

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18+ Who Is Your Future Spouse?

Choose From Left To Right (1-3)

"Love makes the shy brave and the brave shy"

PILE 1

This is someone who has had terrible luck when it comes to love. This person has lot many good nights of sleep because of this. They fear that they will never find the one who will love them truly. This is someone who has been cheated on by friends and lovers. This person has trust issues. They will not trust you immediately. This is going to start as a long-distance relationship. You will meet this person after large intervals. They will stay well-connected to you during these gaps, but both of you will spend a lot of wishing for the other person to be by your side. You will likely be moving to this person's vicinity. The long-distance thing can go for 1-2 years. This person travels a lot because of their job, and it will be the first hurdle the two of you will face at the start of your relationship. This person is not conventional, and they may have been married before too. For a very small population, this person has kids. However, the kids appear to be younger than the age of 8. This person dreams of a happy marriage with you. They believe that with you anything is possible. This person will parade around in the littlest amount of clothes to distract you. Say, you are cooking/ or working from home. They will strut around you, touching you casually but suggestively, seducing you, biting your ear, and dropping things on the floor to give you a view of their ass until you give up and go to them. This is someone who is spiritual or religious. Faith has had a huge role to play in their life. They are very devoted to their work, and their religious or spiritual beliefs. They believe in the balance of things. This person has a thing for sneaking away in remote places and making out. They love to make out in public and leave hickeys so that when you two return from your remote spot, people will notice the hickey and know what the two of you were up to. The two of you are almost of the same height. This person may be one or two inches taller than you. This person is not going to be able to resist you. Your charm holds this person captive, and they struggle with their thoughts when you are around. This is someone passionate and fiery, but the moment you come into their line of sight, they begin to stumble. This is someone who is very cute in love. Leaves notes, bring flowers and does small things to make sure you are not inconvenienced. This person will keep the bedroom activities private. This is not the one to blab about the details of what happened. They believe that sex is sacred and hence, it should be between the lovers. They are not a prude by any means. They are just private. This is not someone who would display their affection publicly. But in the bedroom, they are wilddd! This person will want to take you on trips. They enjoy car sex and the mile-high club. This person is pretty methodical when it comes to sex. Not as in, do this, do that, an orgasm and we say goodnight. No. They map out how they are going to seduce, what's going to be their next play, as well as the aftercare part. You are going to be the one who shakes things up every now and then. This person needs some impulsiveness. They do not like to rock the boat. This person may have Libra and Capricorn placement. They want to be soft but they do not come across as soft. They are gruff but kind. This person is going to be low-key obsessed with you. Also, you are going to be very pleased if you have any specific preferences from your partner. This person will fill those shoes very well.

"I broke my rules for you"

PILE 2:

This is someone who is going to be your wish fulfilment. Be careful what you wish for. If you want a possessive partner, you are being cautioned against that. If you have romanticized the notion of possessiveness as shown in TV/ Books/Movies, lose that opinion. Possessiveness like in the movies is not a good trait to have in life. You are not going to enjoy being told what to do. You are an excellent manifestor and even if you do not realise it, you will end up manifesting this. On the other hand, your person is also a very good manifestor. This is the creator couple. You know the power couple who create good things, make investments, build a business etc? This is that pile.

This is someone who is possessive. They like to look at you while you are sleeping and they love your breasts/ chest area. This person will enjoy seeing you sleep because, to them, you look like an angel. They will also take a lot of pictures of you during that time. Another thing about this person is that they have financial insecurity. Whatever they have, it is not enough for them. They want more. Not because they are greedy. But because they are scared. They know that material things do not last and they can vanish in a blink of an eye. This person has had a tough childhood. For some of you, this person may have served in the military and may have partial deafness because of this. Your person is someone who has a lot more experience than you when it comes to sex. They have not been shy about exploring their sexuality and they will tell you everything if you ask them. They believe in 100% transparency for the peace of their partner's mind. This person has long black hair, a broody face and this person works out a lot. (For both men and women) This person will dream of infinity with you. They want to create something that will last more than one lifetime. You two will make magic together. This person is also into tantric sex. They love to give you massages. This is the person to set up candlelights in the bedroom to create a mystical ambience. And this is also the person who will help you scrape off the candle wax from the floor while making you laugh. This person is fair and just. They do not give a damn about excuses. This is someone who is very disciplined and fastidious. If they have a rule, they will follow it. This is not someone who is rebellious, rather they are malicious. They get their revenge by complying with the rules. This person will help you a lot if you are working in corporate. If you are a woman reading this, your guy is going to have a long one. It is going to wreck you but you seem to be doing okay with that. This person is going to be the more dominant one in the relationship. They have an authoritative aura to them and most of the time they will initiate the sex. This person has to be the provider. They want to make sure that the two of you are secure. This is someone who people are shit scared of. This is someone on the bigger side. Like a built muscle. Your person can also be sneaky when they want to. This will irritate you quite a bit but as your relationship progresses, this person will open up to you more and more. They will not bottle things up and pour their heart into you. It is not that they do not trust you. It is just that they don't know how to express their emotions.

"I love you from my head tomatoes"

PILE 3:

A story came through for this pile. You guys start off as friends with benefits but develop feelings for each other over time. There is a bit of angst involved when you two decide to separate yourselves. But one day, you two meet up. One thing leads to another and you two decide to start dating and make it official.

This is someone who will be friends with before you make things official. The camaraderie between the two of you will be very serene. I don't know why, but this pile remind me of Jules and Josh from Ana Huang's Twisted Hate book. The only difference is that you two don't hate each other but that banter, easy-going relationship is here. You will reap the rewards of this friendship later in your relationship.

This person is someone who is anxious. And there will be third-party interference in your relationship in the beginning phase. This relationship is meant to be. There is nothing more to say. This will take place. Maybe not in a similar fashion as I have described, but it will come to pass.

You cannot run from this person, nor they can run from you. There is a soul bond from the past life that needs to be fulfilled. I do not see if it is a soulmate, karmic or twin flame. I just know that there is a bond destined for this lifetime. Meeting this person is going to feel like finding a home. Like this is where both of you were meant to be. Like for the two other piles, a lot of info came out, but for this pile, it is simple. This is it. This is your person.

Your person is dynamic, smart and active. This is not someone who works out a lot but they like jogging very much. They may enjoy going to marathons for good causes. A lot of fire signs in their birth chart. This person's pet peeve is when people do not communicate with them. They absolutely hate it. They will want you to communicate your needs. Be it day-to-day life or sex. They do not like people who bottle things up.

There is not much 18+ data either because when you get together with this person you two will be well-acquainted with each other. Your person loves oral though. They love to give those and get those. It makes them a very happy person. They love to have sex during the night, outside. Under the light of the full moon. Whether this person is religious or no, this person has an affinity to the moon. They have a patron deity that guides them. They may not know it but they are guided.

You two are going to love the kitchen sex. While you cook, you sneak a kiss or a penetration. Depends on your mood. LMAO Your person does not care what the place is. If they want you, they want you. They will love to cuddle with you. It is healing for them. And for you as well. At that moment, you can lay your defences on the side and rest peacefully.

Your friends and family will be very happy for you. Apart from a person from this person's side, the rest will be happy for you. You two will have a small ceremony and celebrate your love with each other in a low-key destination. You are not the flashy couple. You are content with each other.

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PAC: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW

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PILE 1:

This is perhaps not something you were hoping to hear but your path to success is lonely. You will succeed in your pursuits but it will be by yourself. You will have to learn to be independent and not let your expectations ruin things for you. There is so much success waiting for you. Believe it, you have no idea. It is more than you could ever dream of.

However, you will have to make a lot of conscious changes in your life. "Changing friends groups" was a message that came through immediately. Your people may be toxic and are holding you back. Many of them do not want to see you succeed. You will have your justice when it concerns these people but it will be slow to come. You know how people move on with their lives without closure, and one day, they hear from a mutual friend that that person has received their just desserts for all the things they did. It is kind of like that. You are not going to be there but it will bring you peace. And not in a vengeful way but in a "finally, people know who this person is" way.

You will gain quite a bit of popularity in 1 year. Following it will be a stable job offer. Right now, many of you may be planning to start a business. Rest assured, it will bloom. But in the one-year timeframe, you might receive options to sell your business and take up a job offer or consultant thing and you are undecided between the two. While both things make you happy, you are hesitant to not leave your business but you also do not want to let this offer go by you.

PILE 2:

There is something you have been avoiding for a long time. It requires some sort of sacrifice from you, like moving from your city, etc. Take as it may resonate, this is a general reading.

This is leading to stagnation. It is hindering your path. You are very near to your goals but your unwillingness to deal with the situation is hurting you. You are making excuses for it. You do know that it is time but you don't want to do it. For some reason, this is about relationships. If that doesn't resonate, please pick another pile.

Your person may be someone who is the same as you but you two have such different ideologies that you are afraid to think of a future with this person. You are required to make a decision between these paths. Why I say these paths and not two is because there are a lot of options surrounding you. Not just in relationships but in general. Say you can attend therapy with this person. If they refuse to attend therapy, you can put yourself there.

This will provide you with new perspectives and allow you to face your fears. You may not like living alone and maybe in this relationship because of the fear of being alone. Don't be possessive about things. It may also be harming your relationship. Too much possessiveness is a sign of insecurity and you can tackle it.

If you must know, you will receive a potential offer from an older man in about 8 months from now. This man is going to be very emotional. Do not involve yourself with two people at once. Do not make the situation more complicated that necessary because some of you are messy af.

PILE 3:

Your lucky number is 3, funnily enough. So, you have made too many hasty decisions in the past. And many of you still are. It is time to pump the brakes. You have been partying too much, if not you are too much into other people's lives and have neglected yours. It comes with a price. There is a massive change coming your way. A tower moment.

Basically, it will bring you out to be a little harder and a little wiser. It doesn't mean don't have fun but have fun that doesn't cost you your long-term happiness.

Some of your actions have been affecting your long-term plans and that's why the tower moment is coming. This will result in an immediate change in your life. Like for the other piles, stuff was focused on the future. Like in a few months or a year.

But in this pile, it seems like you are already going through the changes but you do not recognise them. You are uncomfortable where you are but you don't know why. It is your intuition telling you that change is coming and you are required to change your views.

This pile is focused on the present. You are in the middle of a cycle and it is picking up pace. You can expect this cycle to end by October- December. Do not focus on your losses Be grateful for what you have. Gratefulness will keep your shop afloat. Change is never easy. However, your reading is giving points that if you go with the flow, it will be beneficial for you.

Do not try to assert old beliefs into situations that need transformation. It will be that much more harder. Do not be too impulsive with money, alcohol, and feelings.

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PAC: YOUR NEXT ROMANTIC PARTNER

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The reading, today, has been brutally honest, to say the least. My decks are very polite, not even joking. They dish out the sweetest things. For every negative thing, they give a view into the most possible positive outcome too.

But today, it was quite different. These messages were channelled in a way that requires people to view their relationships without rose-tinted glasses. This reading might trigger you especially if you are expecting stuff like, your next partner is going to parade you and all. Nope, it is straight to the point.

Pile 1:

April month is important for you. You are very likely to meet this person in April. Number 44 may have been popping up for you very much. This is very likely to be a karmic relationship. The person you seem to draw towards you is someone who is self-absorbed and pessimistic. For many of you, you could be taking back your ex. You do not want to have any regrets or feel like you have missed an opportunity.

The thing is, there are a lot of possibilities that you have when it comes to relationships. If anything, you are blind to the opportunities in front of you simply because you are wallowing. Not a bad thing, but there is a set amount of time you can cry over a person who is not even worth your tears. Take your time to contemplate if you want to get back into a relationship with this person. For those it doesn't resonate, choose another pile. This is a very specific pile.

Stand up for yourself and defend your corner. And the moment you do stand up for yourself, this person will try to argue and guilt you. If you are in a toxic relationship, let it go. Immediately. Do not go back to this person. End Of! You will have options and people who will help you.

This is going to be a very transformative time for you. You are in the middle of a cycle of transformation. Be assertive and dominant. You have a strong will to fight. Letting things go will help you release that burden you are carrying.

You will be anxious about finding love in the future after this relationship. It will interfere with the new beginning that is coming your way.

Be kind to yourself. You are going through tough times and for everyone that you have your kindness for, spare yourself some too. It is very rough to break cycles. And for a while, you will choose to stay single after this situation. Almost a year or so.

Pile 2:

This is someone who is going to be a little older than you or more mature than you.

This relationship is going to begin with a little bit of jealousy and insecurity. One or both may feel that the other person is out of their league. There is a story here. If it doesn't resonate, it's cool. Don't stress about it too much.

You are going to be more focused towards your career. This is going to be a change for you because you may have been inclined towards going slow in life and settling for stuff. But there is a new opportunity for you and you just want to go for it.

This is something that you have manifested but didn't know was coming to pass.

This is a reverse of a rom-com. Instead of the girl choosing the dude, you are choosing yourself. Instead of a small town, you are going to a big city. This person will try to convince you that it can work out with you guys. This person will not be in favour of you changing locations as they may not be a big believer in the success of long-distance relationships. They are in reverse energy, they used to be very driven and now they are ready to settle.

Unfortunately, it seems like you and this person will break up over this. This is the unrequited love pile. You will part on good terms but you will be upset. You will be leaving this behind and seeking out a new life. You know that it is what suits both of you but there is a twinge of nostalgia.

Within 8 months of changing cities, you are likely to get a promotion. Politics in your workplace will be rampant. Therefore, made sure that you remain semi-professional with your co-workers. Do not gossip too much about things. It will bite you in the ass, especially if the gossip is about your boss.

You will bring a very cheerful and charismatic energy to yourself. This will attract a lot of people to you. All in all, this is more about your career than relationships.

Pile 3:

Soon, you will be in a relationship. The timeline has been pretty vague in all the piles, but this pile is closer to their next romantic partner. This is going to be someone who is more established than you. They are very well-off.

The thing is, this person has a lot of healing to do. They will be emotionally immature. They can be carrying a lot of regrets from the past and they are baggage they have to deal with. And before you, I can fix them. Lemme stop you right there, you can't. It is not your responsibility. If you date this person, your responsibility is to support them as they face their traumas, not fix them for your person. Your boundaries are important.

In fact, you are assertive and supportive, there is a high chance of this relationship working out in your favour. Don't try to act like their therapist or a journal. Approach them like a partner. Be a problem solver.

Try not to have pointless arguments. If you date this person, do not forget yourself in the process. You two are very likely to be twin flames. But don't let the twin flame thing convince you into staying in toxic relationships. If this person isn't working on themselves, cut your losses and move. Obviously, this is a general reading so the situation may differ for all of you. However, use your best judgement. Protect yourself.

Funnily enough, it will be your friends who will help you guys pull your heads out of your asses. I do see a happy engagement with this person. You will be very proud of the growth your person will make. And they will grow to be very protective of you for everything that you have done for them. They hold you in high regard.

You will have your occasional tussles every now and then, but as you two learn and grow, this relationship will bring a lot of financial success as well. This relationship will progress really fast. Idk why J.E. Malpas' This Man came through. It is a book. Basically, UK's answer to Fifty Shades Of Grey. It is okay but unless you like smut, you will love it. Your relationship kind of feels like the one in the book.

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PAC 18+: WHO IS HAVING WHAT FANTASIES ABOUT YOU?

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Pile 1:

This person will love hugging. It's not a kink but they love it very much. For very few, they could be into the whole spanking thing. They are on the dominant side. They fancy you misbehaving and them schooling you, so there's that.

They love seeing you in flowy, risqué dresses. Something about wearing basically that netted lingerie is coming through. They would want you to embrace your body as it is and prefer it when you do not hide your body from them. They will want you naked all the time. If you are home, you remain naked. That’s their rule. This person hates beating around the bush when it comes to sex. They see it as a natural thing, and they do not give a fuck about what the world says. They live fully.

They will play out every single one of their fantasy. They love cuddling after sex. You two can share some food and drinks or even cigarettes if that's your thing afterwards. Your pillow talk will include food.

Strawberry would be their favourite food. You could smell or taste like strawberries to them.

They love blowjobs/ oral from you. They literally cannot get enough of your mouth. They would die a very happy person if they received orals for the rest of their lives.

They are scared of losing you to someone else. They would write you love letters and even give you gift baskets randomly. They would love to take you out for a picnic and then draw out an orgasm or two.

This person is religious and traditional. They may ask your assistance if they are into witchcraft Lilly and orchids may have relevance. Marriage is sacred to them. They only marry when they are sure.

They don’t want anyone who is materialistic. Out of place but this person loves a fluffy bed with a lot of pillows. Guess they use the pillows to settle you in the perfect position. Try it if you haven't. It helps.

They aren’t vanilla but they aren’t crazy wild either. This is respectful sex with multiple rounds.

They love coloured hair. They are going to be obsessed with watching you sleep. They may even wake you up with sex. Morning sex is their favourite. Take it as it resonates but threesomes orgies may be their thing. Or at least they will fantasize about it. They may have grown up on a farm. Their fantasies include taking you from behind and fingering you at the same time.

They are the more dominant in the relationship. You two are tied to fate or maybe a twin flame.

Pile 2:

Death by orgasm. That's it. That's what came through immediately. You will be a little overwhelmed when you sleep with this person. They give it all. All or nothing is their motto.

This person is super possessive. They will not tolerate anyone hitting on you. They will mark their territory, drag you home and mark you some more. A very heavy Scorpio energy. You or they may have a Scorpio venus. Capricorn is prevalent too.

Makeup sex would be their thing. They fight and fuck. Hehe.

Sore body parts and all the work. You probably know where this is going, but the relationship with this person can be toxic.

Britney's Toxic playing in the background. 🎶🎶With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slippin' under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you🎶🎶

Anyway, To alleviate stress this person would go for sex. Let’s put it this way. All of life’s problem has one solution according to this person and that’s sex. This person's approach is flawed but in an odd way. They are not overly optimistic but they aren't pessimistic either. You could describe their view of the world as mundane. Is that a weird word? Sure. But it's true. They are flexible in thinking but they don't give two fucks about things.

This person may piss you off a bit sometimes. They can be secretive and impulsive. They have a mouth that runs a mile too long. This can frustrate you and flare insecurities, that's why if you meet this person or have met this person, hesitate to enter into this relationship until you are sure that this person has the ability to self-reflect and adapt.

They love your boobs. They stare at those a lot. For the male audience, the feminine is going to be leaving bite marks all over your upper body. Plus if you ever try to seduce them, they are a goner. The fun part is if you tease them throughout the day bit by bit. They are going to torture you through the night. Delaying orgasms, and edging all the good but frustrating stuff  This person expresses themselves through sex.

Hibiscus may be important for this pile. Pineapple is what they would describe your smell. There may be communication issues at the beginning of this relationship. This person will learn to listen. Be patient with them. Rough hardcore sex is their thing. Oof, your poor legs.

This person has a lot of healing to do. This feels like a twin flame thing. It's not bad, but there is a lot of misunderstanding because many of the habits are being reflected and they/ you may want to run away from but cannot.

Pile 3:

This person will indulge in a lot of car sex and kitchen sex. This person is someone who will love to introduce aphrodisiacs in the bedroom or the kitchen, anyway.

Shower sex is there but you guys are not going to indulge in that one very much.

Vanilla is what you smell like to them. Poison ivy may have some relevance to this pile. Plants have come through for each pile. So idk if that's a message for me to start doing green witchcraft or encourage people for the same. Confusing times.

This person would love to tie your legs together, hold them up and pound it out. In the case of the feminine, she will love to tie you up. Her personality is going to be more dominant than yours. She would not be shy about sex. This pile may be drawn to pile 1 as well. There is a lot of difference in the relationship dynamics and that may be why you chose this pile.

This person is very transformative. They like to adapt and change as per the world. Not in a superficial way, but having a transformational mindset. They are very, very progressive. This person could like the colour green.

This person may travel a lot too. You would have to opportunity to explore a lot of places with this person. Greece, Turkey and Morrocco came straight through. This person will introduce you to a part of this world you would have never thought you would be a part of. This person does seem financially well-off. Like taking two trips to foreign countries rich. That's pretty amazing. You may be expecting a little more from this person but you do have certain financial insecurity which you could project onto them. Time to do shadow work!

You are going to be smaller than this person if you are feminine. And for the masculine, this person is going to be smaller than you.

You know how some people mark great memories of new places with sex? Yeah. That’s this person. You guys will celebrate with sex when you travel to a new place.

Basically very experimental, not dull and dour. Tying you up may be on the menu every now and then while teasing with a vibrator.  This person would love to gift you sex toys  And you are going to love to tease this person. They are a big fan of that habit.

They love to see you masturbate. Knee-high boots and wearing nothing is the key to their pants. They might give you a red necklace as a present too.

They love grabbing you when you walk past them. It could be the ass the boobs whatever. There is also another element. You two gossip a lot.

Like if there’s tea that either of you heard, both of you know. There is no point in asking you to not tell anyone because you will tell this person. You two are like besties.

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PAC: DETAILS ABOUT YOUR WEDDING

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Pile 1:

Your marriage will take about 2-5 years. You may be older than your person by a year or so. Or at least emotionally more mature than your person. This person is impulsive, reckless and kind of reminds me of Lucifer from the show Lucifer. The absolute best person to know but they require someone with a lot of patience. This person can come up with stupid ideas but sometimes, these stupid ideas pay off really well. There is someone in this person's family who would not approve of this union.

You guys are likely to have a destination wedding. The wedding may take place closer to this person's birthplace. So, there is a chance that this person may be located far away from you. It's like a garden party with mountains in the backdrop and an evening wedding. You guys may love releasing lanterns on your wedding day.

You and your person will spend a lot of money on your wedding. It is a lavish and secluded event with your loved ones. It has a very magical and calm vibe. A song is coming through for you guys: Magic Hour. The wedding will be like what this song makes you feel. The song kind of puts you at peace and fills you with gratitude. The song has an enchanted feeling to it.

Overall, a drama-free wedding. This person does not have an extended family. Your guest list is limited. You have spent more on making the event comfortable than accommodating too many people to make it look like a big, fat wedding. There may be expectations of rain. If you guys are planning an outdoor wedding, it may rain. That's the only downer, however, it will not delay the wedding for too long.

With pomegranates showing up, your wedding night is going to be very fertile. If you guys aren't planning to become a family of three, wrap it up. Your intuition will be pricking all day at your neck. Not in a trying to warn you about something bad is about to happen way but in a spiritually and emotionally balanced way.

Channelled song: Magic Hour by Jhene AikoThe energy coming off the pile: German Shepherd (Smart but confused still dangerous😂😂)

Pile 2:

Winter- Spring time is relevant for you. For this pile, there was this immediate message that popped up: it's coming in fast. If you asked a question before this reading, that's the answer. This is going to be a soulmate union. The ultimate card of union popped up for you guys so you can expect a lot of crying on your wedding day.

Speaking of weddings, you seem to be uneasy about this big day. You feel incomplete because of some reason and you are unable to shake the feeling. This is either related to a past person or a guest who is not able to make it to your wedding. Here are some possible scenarios that are coming through. One is that a friend of yours confesses their feelings for you and you decide to cut them out of the wedding. You are sad about their absence but you know it's for the best.

Otherwise, it feels like you are hung over things that could have been. You feel incomplete because you are living with regret which is interfering with your happiness. For a very short amount of you, this may be an arranged marriage that you are not at all sure about but you are going through.

Another scenario that is coming through is that you have broken up with a long-term partner and you are hung up over them. And you blankly agree to a marriage with the new person. You know that this person is good for you but you are heartbroken. Take your time, your person will be patient with you. Do not marry a person you are not sure about. Even though the cards show it will be okay: NO! Say yes only if you know what you are doing, otherwise hold back. You have all the time in the world.

Your person is very stubborn and very communicative. This person does not fuck around about their feelings. If they want you to know shit, you will. On this day, you will be offered a choice. Either live in the past or move on with your life. It may seem very ominous but your future with their person is very fulfilling.

Channelled song: Butterfly Fly Away by Miley Cyrus The energy coming off the pile: Husky

Pile 3:

Very traditional wedding for this pile. You guys or at least your partner may be a stickler for traditions. The timing of our wedding is not at all clear as compared to the other piles. Either you are not supposed to know the answer or it is dependent on you. I incline that you have to work on your inner child's fears and traumas before you can manifest a good relationship in your life.

Marriage is a piece of paper. No seriously. I am not trying to be a dick but marriage will not fix shit. If your relationship sucks, it will be nice for two months but it will not fix any underlying issue. You are someone who struggles to think practically and emotionally. There is a disbalance between the two all the time. That's why you struggle with emotions a lot of the time.

You need a partner, not an adult baby. You have a very happy marriage written in the cards. But you need to deliberate on what you want from your wedding. I know this wedding was supposed to detail stuff about your wedding, but this came through.

The person you choose is going to be a bit older than you. Dark hair, and grey eyes for the men. They are likely to have curly hair. Very mischievous features. For women, you can expect petite features, crazy but in a good way personality, and loves art. Small hands, a cute but big smile and a triangle face.

You are going to be receiving a lavish amount of gifts from your guests. It's a river of gold flowing kind of feeling. Your person is going to let you take the centre stage. They rather that you take the attention. They are more introverted than you.

Channelled song: Highs And Lows by Dagny

The energy coming off the pile: Husky (happy, loud and chaotic as fuck)

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PAC: THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE

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Pile 1:

Your person is very emotional or has a tendency to put family above all. It would piss you off sometimes that they give too much of themselves to others who don't deserve it but you admire this trait of theirs as well.

They are very good at keeping secrets and hiding their feelings. This is a result of being lied to very often. This trait will drive you nuts too but when you get into a relationship. People can grow and learn. Do not keep unrealistic expectations from relationships but if someone doesn't show signs of change. Talk to them and resolve the issues.

Your person is someone who will change a lot in their lifetime. They are capable of learning and growing. 

This person loves cats a lot.

This person indulges in luxury quite a bit but stays within their means.

I am not seeing something about finances but this person is well-off. Not obnoxiously rich. But lives in a town with a cute two-story house that they own and have a shop where people from the town make purchases from. Very well off and can afford the best things.

Both of you are going to be from a well-off family. Affording Chanel is not all that there is in life. But I guess it helps 🥰🤣

You two are very likely to start a business together. You will end up leaving the place where you start at.

Say you live in a Town right now, you are likely to move to a bigger city to start your business with this person. For some of you, the business could revolve around event management or something to do with weddings and making wigs.

Looks like they could kill. Is a cinnamon roll.

Pile 2:

Your person was the heartbreaker of their time. This person had a bad childhood and they do not like talking about it.

Even though they say that it doesn’t bother them, it does.

They could even be in therapy for this too. And it is vital that their trust never be violated. This person needs a very emotionally stable person who is confident in them.

Your person could be argumentative too. It is one of the past influences that affected them badly. However, if they are made aware of the same. They will notice the pattern and actively try to change it.

This person is very lovely in a relationship. Their love will be displayed in their actions. It’s not always the big thing. The little ones like making sure your coffee is not too hot, shielding you from hitting your head in a corner, keeping you away from the roadside while you two are walking etc.

They are absolutely focused on you and they will do everything possible to make your life easier. 

This person is very supportive and will persuade you to go after your dreams. This person is literally soulmate material. Even if their past has been jaded, they stand strong.

For this pile, I am seeing appearance more clearly. Stoic and strong build for men. Dark hair and prefers to wear a sleeveless T-shirt at home. Taller, likes going to the gym, likes coffee from a solid red cup (this was very specific for some reason), and probably has a home with ceiling-to-floor windows. Might be scared of heights.

For women, blonde to brown hair, the classic mean girl look on their face, insanely business-oriented, no bullshit attitude, people are scared of her, has a small smile, when she laughs her eyes wrinkle cutely, and black loafers

Looks like they could kill. They will!

Pile 3:

This is my sunshine pile. There is a lot of cute in here and that’s what your person is like.

This person is someone who would cuddle a raccoon. I am sorry, but that’s what came through 😂😂

They love animals and probably volunteer a lot at shelters or reduce them. If you end up dating this person, you can expect to foster a lot of animals.

This person is not all sunshine though. Life has dealt them a tough hand but they have persevered. 

A lot of Fire and Water Energy in this pile. This has to be the happiest Scorpio pile I or most people have ever seen 😂😂

This person has a lot of energy. I know who this pile reminds me of. There is this girl on YouTube, Mikayla from SaveAFox. If you don’t know the channel. Go there right now. Get your immediate serotonin boost that even Masturbation can’t bring (I just had to) 😂😂

This is a relationship that will lead to marriage very quickly.

Your person is not concerned with material gains. They want emotional fulfilment.

This person feels like meeting an old friend after a long time. This person loves baking.

They prefer cute, handmade gifts and letters too. They are likely to give them to you as well.

Words of affirmation are their love language.

Early childhood may have included bullying in their case.

Looks like a Cinnamon Roll. Is a Cinnamon Roll.

The messages were flowing so happily and easily today. Sometimes it is so annoying that the thoughts just refuse to come to you and other days, I can basically pour myself into these readings. It is amazing afff✨🧿

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WHAT CAN YOU DO TO FIND LOVE?

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PILE 1:

To find love, you have to let go of any attachment that you hold for it. You will need to start doing things that excite you. You have been in isolation for a long time, and it is time to move out of the hermit phase. You have been inside for far too long, and your person isn't going to fall out of the sky. At some point, you will meet them. The interesting part is that you will not see this person coming. They will come quickly and set off a spark. Besides, if you feel that love can't get here soon enough, here's something that will help you go through time: you need to learn to multitask. Your overall quality of life will experience steady growth that will increase your confidence.

When you realize that this is your person, do not force them to move too quickly with the relationship. Take your time and take a breather. You also need to understand that relationships aren't all hearts and flowers. They require work. You are two individuals from different backgrounds who have to understand each other. It's basically taking a glimpse into each other's past and working to ensure that it doesn't affect your future.

Frantic energy is not what will suit you in a relationship. If you are in a hurry to be in a relationship soon, it is not going to happen sooner. Instead, it will be more delayed. It's annoying for sure, but it makes you a more stable individual.

Your responsibilities come first. The more you focus on them, the more your person will be attracted to you. I just read somewhere today that the pain of discipline is worth all the troubles in the world.

You have a lot of hope in your relationship, and your partner will meet your expectations. But it is important to develop alongside them and not just expect a developed individual to come your way. You will need to grow alongside them too, perhaps even more than them. You will have the love that you dreamed of.

PILE 2:

To find love, you have to let go of your control issues and jealous instincts. It is very hard to break old habits, especially those that are rooted in trauma, but you will not find love until you understand that these habits are harming you way more than anyone else. These things hurt you every time. You will never be able to establish a relationship filled with trust unless you are willing to trust the other person too. You may have been cheated on and lied to before, but trust is still a two-way street. When you meet your person, you will have to believe in them. Your person will be accommodating to you and understand that many of your habits stem from your past issues, but do not push their boundaries too much either. You have to be willing to work on these things too. You must speak to a therapist if these thoughts are interfering with your relationship, romantic or otherwise.

When you begin your journey of healing, you will find yourself. As cheesy as it may sound, when we love ourselves, we do not let anyone else put us down. We know our worth and we refuse to put up with any amount of bullshit. Your person will be protective of you, and that much can be said. Your person will not let you fester in doubt. They are someone patient with a calming aura. They love you a lot, and watching you hurt, hurts them. Your person will help you along the way. This is someone who will help advance your career as well, not as your boss, but as someone with good connections.

To find love, you have to heal from your traumas. It is a challenge, for sure. But in the end, it will help you feel lighter. There is this dark cloud that hangs over us when emotions are unaddressed. You may not be engaging in physically taxing activity, but you feel tired all the time. You don't want to meet people, and you may feel like giving up on love and hope. However, healing makes it better. There may be some bad days, but that dark cloud does not stay suspended in the same place. Days feel lighter and you will feel like laughing more.

PILE 3:

To find love, you have to find solace in yourself. You may have been waiting for someone to swoop in and save you from all the bad things going on, but here's some tough love: no one is going to help you change your circumstances. Sometimes, we're stuck in tough phases and we have to ride it out because we don't control all the cards. During these times, it's easy to get lost in the fantasy that someone will come and rescue us. But the thing is, sometimes we have to go through things alone. You could be surrounded by people and still feel lonely in a room.

Here's the thing: there's something that you can control - your daily activities, your thought process, and your reaction to situations, as well as how you deal with your emotions. Don't ever suppress your feelings because it will only leave you hurt. A lot of people are able to keep their feelings hidden and move on, but you're not the same. These feelings will bother you for a long time. That's not at all a lousy thing; in fact, it's a rare thing in this world. Let yourself feel everything fully, be it joy, pain, or excitement.

Your person is someone you've dreamed of a lot, and this person is going to be surprising to you. When they arrive, you may not connect with them immediately - it's funny how these things work. Your person will feel like a king with you by their side. This person will shield you from a lot of things, but right now, you have to practice spirituality and practicality. Look out for yourself.

Let this person come to you at their speed, and don't try to manifest them too soon. When you meet, you'll be the best versions of yourselves - both of you.

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