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Serial Killers and Forehead Kisses

His car rolls into the driveway and I'm almost done straightening my hair. We've already been talking today and he knows to come right in when he gets here. He walks in and sees me sitting criss cross apple sauce on my bed. Black tank top, black yoga pants and about three quarters of my hair is straightened. "I'm sorry, I promise I'm almost done" He smiles as he's setting his stuff down "you have a lot of hair, want a piece of gum?" I tear the piece in half and pop one unwrapped half in my mouth. He sits next to me and we talk as I finish doing my hair.  My dark red hair, now smooth and straight, falls past my waist in a patchouli and coconut curtain. "Okay" I turn to L I was about to ask him to pick us something to watch but a better thought immediately crosses my mind. "Well, kiss me first" I say with a big goofy smile. I can feel him still smiling as he starts to kiss me. "You're so fun to kiss" I say and I can feel my cheeks getting pink. We start a couple shows and then finally settle on watching Evil Genius. L shares my love of serial killer documentaries and other spooky and strange nonsense. I don't think we made it more than five minutes into the dark doc before we're kissing again. I lay back on my red pillows and his finger tips creep under the edge of my bra. He cups my breast and I feel his warm breath before his lips meet my skin. His hand moves down my body and he's sliding my yoga pants off. I feel his strong fingers spread me open and gently begin rubbing my clit. I kiss him harder and I feel myself getting wet. How is he so good at this? How can this get better? He stops kissing me and lays between my legs, his tongue carefully parts my lips and teases my clit. "Oh fuck, L" I can't keep myself quiet. His talented tongue has me so close when one finger enters me.  "Oh my God, L" the first sweet wave hits me and he's not slowing down. I finish and he sits up with a smile.  Such a sweet smile. I can taste myself when I kiss him. I want you inside me right now. My heart skips a beat when I feel his thickness slide deep inside me. He kisses me slowly and then folds me in half. "You feel so good" it comes out sounding breathless. I feel breathless every stroke is hitting my g sppt and I can't get enough. One hand is in his hair and the other is braced against my head board as I thrust back into him. He grabs my ass pulling me closer as I wrap my legs around him. He's pumping into me faster now. Breathing heavily, between kisses, I look up at him under my lashes. "I'm gonna cum again, cum with me"  His forehead pressed to mine, our lips and tongues have found a perfect rhythm as we cum together. Our kissing slows as we finish and when I get up to go to the bathroom, my legs are jello. We watch more Netflix and talk about our lives back in high school among other things. After a couple hours of cuddling, murder-y shows and talking, it's time for him to go. He kisses me twice softly and then kisses my forehead before he's out the door. Cumming twice 10/10, cumming at the same time 10/10, forehead kiss good bye 12/10

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Colgrave and Cyriak

L. Sweet L. So patient and kind. After months of waiting we finally got together for some trippy videos and shenanigans. Round one started when D left the room. After a few minutes L asked "is he coming back?" I smiled, "Nope". A smiled spread across his face as he leaned in to kiss me. His hand slid my bra and tank straps down and he trailed kisses down my chest before taking my little pink nipple into his mouth. My breath caught and my head fell back as I felt his tongue flick my sensitive little buds. With a handful of my breast L kissed me and started to take my shirt off. I stopped him, pulled my shirt and bra over my head, and then said "take your pants off". He paused only for a second before his pants hit the floor. He reached for my yoga pants to slide them down and I laid back to take them off as he removed his shirt. "Lay down", I told him. I took him in my mouth. He's so thick I didn't know if I would be able to get him all the in my mouth. Running my tongue slowly from base to the tip I looked up and kissed the head. This had to be my shortest blow job ever because I couldn't wait any longer. "I want you behind me". I bit my lip as he entered me. I pushed back into him feeling his thick cock spreading my pussy with every inch I took. My long red pony tail spilled across my back. I looked back and smiled as I watched him pound me. I felt his cock pulse as he came and then I felt his strong fingers slide into me. He fingered me slowly at first matching my orgasm and then slowing as he leaned in to kiss me while I tried to catch my breath. That night I kissed him good bye and we later talked on Snapchat. "So, one time thing? Or are you down for a round two?" I was a bit nervous when I sent the message but thankfully he replied pretty quickly. Round two was a few days later and somehow was even hotter.

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People You May Know pt 1

Another adventure beginning with another missed connection. His name is M. Not the M mentioned in an earlier post. He was a few years ahead of me in high school and we had more mutual friends than I can count but we never got to know each other. He turned up in "people you may know" on my Facebook so I added him. I don't remember if it was later that day or the next day when he messaged me but it wasn't long. We talked and clicked right away. This man rolled a natural 20 on charisma. I'm pretty sure he could sell sand at a beach. He's funny, thoughtful and kind and I wanted him to fold me like a pool chair in a hurricane. Our first adventure begins with cancelled plans and a lovely reminder. We made plans for Monday but my Friday plans fell through and I happened to be talking to M when the plans got cancelled. I had forgotten that M mentioned getting a vasectomy in a previous conversation. The second I remembered, I messaged him "are you busy tonight? I don't think I want to wait for you to cum in me." It was set. That night after work we would finally officially meet in person and I would get to be a Twinkie instead of a toaster strudel.

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Black Holes and Groovy Tunes pt 1

We sat on the couch listening to music on Js bluetooth speaker. He smiles sweetly and I'm blushing all over again. "It really is like looking at the sun. I can't look directly at you for long" I laugh quietly looking out the window. "The sunset looks pretty tonight. Wanna go check it out?" He agrees and we walk barefoot into the front yard. The sky is streaked in beautiful burning colors over the corn field that boarders our yard. I'm pushing my bangs out of my face when I feel his arm slip around my waist. He leans down to steal a kiss and pulls me closer. We watch the sunset until heavy bass notes break the country stillness. D is back with the cigarettes and pizza. We eat and relax for a while before heading to the bedroom. We spread out on the bed same as last time with music playing. (There's always groovy new music to check out when Js around. ) And just like last time, round one starts with a four handed massage. It's not long before I feel Js hands disappear beneath my dress. This time my body is anticipating his dexterous fingers. I'm so wet already that his finger slides right into me. Gripping the teal quilt I push back into him and feel him slip in another finger. I can't take it for long before I'm up on my knees ready to be spit roasted. I came so hard I had to stop going down on D to keep it together. We switch back and forth a couple times so I can taste myself on them before they both cum all over my back. The rest of the night consists of more music, talking at length about black holes and more pizza for a midnight snack. Round two comes as a delicious surprise in the middle of the night.

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More is cumming

I took a small break from writing but there will be more. There are several stories in the works and my panties are currently filled with cum which means I have another story to get started on. Patience my loves❤

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Yoga and Cigarettes

It's Sunday afternoon and J messages me to let me know he'll be a few minutes later than expected. My hair, still wet and freshly French braided, hangs over my right shoulder. I slip my favorite dress over my head as he pulls in the driveway. The morning got away from me a bit and I ran out of time to straighten or dry my crazy hair. I'm a little nervous this time but mostly just excited. I open the door to see his smiling face and we say hello with a hug. The three of us sit in the livingroom chatting and listening to music for a while when I ask J if he would like to do some yoga with me. He agrees and about two poses in D leaves to pick up cigarettes. As soon as the vehicle leaves the drive way yoga stops. My phone lights up with a text from D "Get busy" as J leans in to kiss me. He lays back pulling me with him and I gently rest my hand on his chest as our lips meet again. I sit up with a half laugh, half sigh, feeling more than a little flustered. We're face to face and he's wearing that sweet and suggestive smile that makes my mind go blank. I put my left leg over his right leg and scoot closer. He wraps one arm around my waist and the fingers of his left hand brush the exposed skin on my chest. I throw my right leg over him and we're both sitting on the floor with me basically straddling his legs now. His arm leaves my waist and his hand disappears me between my legs. I'm already so wet when I feel him pull my shorts to the side. (I often wear tiny shorts under dresses because I'm not always very lady like😅) He teases my clit for a second before I feel his fingers inside me. I can't wait any longer and I stop kissing him and run my hand over his already hard cock through his pants "how fast do think you can finish?" We make it to the bedroom and I slip my shorts off while he undresses. We're already kissing before we hit the bed. He's lying next to me and his hand slips between my thighs again and I can't stop myself from moaning. Now on top of me I feel just the tip slip in. Once. Twice. And then he's all the way inside me. It somehow always takes me by surprise how big he feels. Thrusting into me slowly at first circling his hips and I start to cum. "Oh fuck J" I whimper just before I feel his hand tighten around my throat. He's pounding me and I'm cumming so hard my toes are literally curling. "Where do you want me to cum?" "In my mouth" I sit up just as he's cumming and swallow every sweet drop that I can. We head to the bathroom and get cleaned up. I'm washing my hands when he steps behind me wrapping his arms around my waist. I dry my hands and we're kissing again. I can feel that he's hard again. He's pressed against me, kissing down my neck and shoulders. I look in the mirror and see his hands move to my breasts. I push back into him moving my hips a little. He grabs my shoulders turning me around "I like this too" He pulls me to him and kisses me hard. My hands trail down his still bare chest to rest on his hips and I feel his huge hard cock almost wrapping around his hip. "I was just trying to rest my hand on your hip and I can't because of your" he kisses me "huge dick!" We both laugh a little. We're kissing again when he stops and says "bend over". I do as I'm told and bend over the end of the bed. He stands behind me and his magic fingers slide inside me. It feels so fucking good that I can't keep quiet. His thumb circles my assshole a few time before it slips in. Just a little at first and then he's finger fucking both of my holes. I came on his fingers and laid there for a second to catch my breath. My legs were still a bit shaky when I stood up. With a smile and several more kisses we cleaned up again and redressed to listen to music while waiting for D to return.

[thescarlethousewife]

Guys Tinder Bios

*Dog Dad: my dog needs a mom

*I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend until the lsd wears off and I realize I'm dragging a mannequin around the Target parking lot

*I don't even know why I'm on here

*If we match you better actually message me or don't waste my time

*Maybe you'll be the girl to get me off of this stupid app lol

*Looking for a wifey

*We'll lie to our kids about where we met

*Future (or aspiring) DILF

*Michael Scott quote

* I come to pick you up. There are lit candles on the dash. You say "isn't that dangerous"...

*I want to eat your ass

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Breakfast In Bed and A Lot Of Blushing

J smiled as I joined him on the bed. Sitting up on his knees he wrapped his arm around my waist pulling me closer as we kissed. With his other hand he positioned himself between my thighs allowing his hard cock to slide against my wet pussy. We laid back with J on top as he pushed into me. I felt every delicious inch fill me before he couldn't go any further. D finished his shower and had been watching for a while. He walked around to his side of the bed stroking himself while J folded me in half going deeper and deeper. He pulled out "Come taste". I sat up and opened my mouth, sticking my tongue out to catch the warm drops. When he was finished I laid on my stomach to go down on D. I could still feel Js cum running down my chin when D came on my face and in my mouth.

Between rounds of amazing sex were some of the best moments:

Making out like a teenager

Falling asleep in a cuddle sandwich with my arms and legs comfortably tangled

Forehead kisses

Nose boops

Terrible jokes

A trip down the Youtube rabbit hole

New music

Breakfast in bed

An embarassing amount of blushing

Kitty love

One totally random inside joke that still has me laughing over a week later

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Rain Drops On Roses

And whiskers on kittens. Cuddling, dp and too much to be written. An orgasmic blur while David Bowie sings. These are a few of my favorite things. J arrived before 6:30pm Friday evening and left around 4:30pm Saturday. With three rounds Friday and at least two the next day things kind of started to run together. What this means for you, dear reader, is that you will get the juiciest and most memorable bits. Let's begin.

The most memorable part of round two by far was the end. D was behind me with his hands on my hips pounding the fuck out me while J sat in front on the bed to face fuck me. D pulled out cumming all over my back and J moaned "I'm almost there" seconds before cumming in my mouth and all down my chin. I didn't stop when he was done. I let my tongue lightly flick the head a few times savoring the involuntary giggles that accompanied every sensitive squirm.

The third round. I think it was the third, had some of my favorite moments. J laid back and D stood at the foot of the bed watching as I swung my leg over lifting myself a bit to take J. "Jesus, it's like pole vaulting" I laughed quietly before I sank down on him. I rocked my hips while he buried his face between my huge soft breasts. I leaned forward to kiss him as he grabbed my ass with both hands thrusting upwards. I bounced on him lifting up slowly until just the tip was sliding in and out of me. His quiet control slipped a little as I sped up"Oh, you're gonna make me cum" he breathed as he grabbed my hips, sitting up to kiss me.

Day two, round two started with J and I making out. I was rubbing D and J through their pants and Js hand crept between my legs. My breath caught for a moment as J kissed me harder, slipping a finger inside me. I was already so wet. D laid between my legs teasing my clit with the tip of his tongue then moving lower to tongue fuck me. Two mouths, two tongues, four lips four hands, all on me at the same time. My hips rocked upwards pushing my pussy into Ds mouth like they had a mind of their own as I came.

The last time, I was on top on J with D watching when he suggested trying dp. J slid between my legs like he was going through a tunnel and gently began licking me. A little at a time D worked until he had a whole finger inside me. J slid back up and slipped inside me. I tried my best to relax as D lubed himself and then me. I took a deep breath as I felt the the tip of his cock press into my ass. Inch by inch I felt him stretching my tight hole. I pushed back into him a little as I rode J. I bit my lip as he hammered my me and I felt his cock pulse as he creamed my ass. D got in the shower and I cleaned as much lube off of me as possible before heading back into the bedroom where J was patiently waiting.

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Musical Interlude

His name is M. We've known each other in passing for years. We share mutual friends, we follow each other on social media, we even played the same show back when I was still doing music gigs. We never really got the chance to actually meet and get to know each other. I was a little surprised when we matched on Tinder and even more surprised to find out that he had found me attractive for a while and was interested in meeting up. Our first date fell through because I wasn't feeling the best. The second date didn't disappoint. His car pulls in the driveway and a message reading "here" pops up on my phone. I walk outside and down the steps to greet him with a hug.  He smiles and hugs me back before we head in the house. We sit in the livingroom listening to music for a while before heading to the bedroom to pile on the bed. We sat for a long while just talking and listening to music. As we talked M slowly moved closer to me a little at a time until his foot was lightly touching me. He changed positions and stretched out until his leg was resting against mine. I looked up to see him already looking at me with a smile. I felt my cheeks go pink as I smiled shyly before looking down. As we sat there talking we reached a pause. I nervously grabbed my black cardigan pulling it tighter around me as I said "Wanna get weird?" Both M and D sat looking at me quietly for a moment. D was first to pipe up "I'm down" "I'm always down to get weird" agreed M. I shut off the glaring over head light and plugged in my string of paper lanterns hanging over the head of the bed. "Pants off" I said with a smile and two quick claps. I removed my black cardigan as their pants hit the floor. "Lay down" they did as they were told. I turned to D raising one eyebrow with a playful smile and then took his dick like a sword swallower at the circus. I took him down my throat shaking my head just a little letting the head rub the back of my soft palate and I felt him shiver a bit. I turned to M pulling my dress over my head and kissed him quickly as I took him in my hand. His thick cock got harder in my mouth as he played with my nipples. I sat up and said "get behind me". Now on my hands and knees between Ds legs with M behind me I felt him slide into me. I looked back over my shoulder smiling as I watched him thrusting into me. "Fuck M, I'm going to cum" I panted and he sped up as I came on his dick. He slowed down and pulled out replacing his cock with his finger. Two of the fingers, that deftly strummed the chords to a few of my favorie Beatles songs not even an hour ago, slipped inside me while his other hand quickly found my clit. I arched my back and moaned still stroking D as M grabbed my hips entering me again. He started off slowly, gaining speed until I felt his hips colliding with my soft, round ass in furious rhythm. "Are you gonna cum for me?" I moaned watching over my shoulder with a smile. "Mm yeah" his typically calm voice low and breathy. I was going down on D when I felt M cum. I sat up leaning back against him for a kiss as he tried to catch his breath. Turning back to D cheerfully "your turn". Still on my hands and knees I let my hands slide forward until my head and chest rested on the bed. With my back arched like cat waking from a nap in the sunshine, I looked back to watch D slide into me. His fingers dug into my hips pullling me backwards with every thrust. I bounced on him and felt his cock pulsing as he got close. He pulled out shooting a huge load all over my back and butt. I stretched out on my stomach waiting for a towel with warm ribbons of cum streaking my back. D came back and wiped my back off for me before the three of us got dressed. I quietly hummed to myself as I was hooking my bra. The fab four had it right. I get by with a little help from my friends😉

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Highly Combustible

There were no nerves in the kiss only white hot passion. He massaged my tongue with the tip of his as his hand tightened in my hair. Gently I caught his bottom lip with my teeth for a moment and felt him smile as our lips met. Lifting my chin to look him in the eye, he paused with a smile and kissed me again. My hand drifted lower to circle his huge cock. I looked up batting my eyelashes at him as I softly and slowly licked the head. "Mmmm" I licked my lips savoring the salty fluid. Running my tongue from the base of his dick to the top I swirled my tongue around the tip to get a better taste. I took as much as possible in my mouth but he was so big that I made it a little more than half way before he was touching the back of my throat. I tried so hard to take more every time I went down, with him ever so lightly thrusting upwards. Sitting up and leaning over I slid D into my mouth as I got on my hands and knees. J got on his knees to lick me from behind. I moaned as I bobbed on D moving my tongue side to side. Js left hand gripped my hip as the right guided just the very tip of his cock into me. I sighed, aching for more as he teased me. Grabbing both my hips he plunged all the way into me. "Ohhhh holy fuck" the words involuntarily flew out of my mouth as I felt him fill me completely. Both he and D laughed a little when they heard it. I laid in Ds lap letting his dick bounce on my tongue while J pounded me from behind. I moaned on Ds dick as I felt the first wave of an orgasm hit me. As I finished cumming we switched positions. I laid back and in one quick cat-like motion J was on top of me. His long hair rained down around his face as he leaned down to kiss me slowly. He rubbed the head of his cock on my clit before he slid into me. With my legs on his shoulders he pushed all the way into me over and over until I came again. He slowed down moving his hips in a cirlce. "You've got me so sweaty" he panted. We were both glistening with sweat as he said "you want to get your butt plug?" D grabbed my pretty little jeweled plug and the lube. "Lay on your side and bend your knee" said J as he put lube on the plug and then me. He gently rubbed me before slipping a finger in just a bit. He carefully worked to warm me. I felt him slowly push the tip in and moaned quietly as the rest followed. With the plug in place he slipped inside me again. Each stroke was ecstasy. D held my hand as I came again. J thrusted into me breathing harder and then in a husky velvet voice said "come here" I turned around to face him with both of us on our knees and opened my mouth. The first couple delicious drops hit my tongue while the rest splattered my face and chest. J laid down to my left to catch his breath and I laid back with a smile as D mounted me. He immediately fell into our familiar rhythm and J reached over to put his hand on my throat. I came so hard that it pushed D over the edge. He pulled out and and I stroked his wet cock while he covered me in thick white streams of cum. D went to grab a towel and J kissed me sweetly as I lay there trying to wrap mind around the beautiful, orgasmic, highly combustible adventure that was just beginning.

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Like the 4th of July

I went to the bathroom while D and J found spots on the bed. When I came out D sat in his usual spot chatting with J, who was sat comfortably in my usual spot. I sat at the end of the bed listening to the music pouring out of Js Bluetooth speaker. He asked for song suggestions and I asked if he had any Johnny Cash. "Yeah. I think there's a few on here" he said with a smile as he scrolled on his phone. He handed it to me and showed me how to queue songs. Every single Johnny Cash album was there. I queued a few songs and handed his phone back. After adding a few more songs with some suggestions from me he set the phone down to enjoy the impromptu playlist. D went out to the livingroom to grab some water and I was standing by the bed while J laid back on my cactus sheets looking up at me. He slid his hand up my leg and with a sly smile wiggled his eyebrows at me as he slid his hand higher until it rested on my bare butt under my dress. I smiled and raised one eyebrow at him as he grabbed a handful. His fingers brushed the back of my smooth leg as I turned to find a seat on the bed again. D joined us again and I laid down putting my feet between them with my head resting at the foot of the bed. I closed my eyes letting the sweet baritone of the man in black wash over me and felt Js strong, warm hands begin massaging my shoulders. I melted into the bed as D gently pulled my left leg into his lap to rub my foot. Bending my knee to better accommodate D I scooted my hips a few inches back. J flipped my dress up and began massaging my hips and butt. He worked his way down to my inner thighs until the tips of his fingers brushed my already soaked pussy. His long, slender fingers slid between my lips spreading me open as he lightly teased my clit. I bit my lip and buried my face in the teal quilt covering the queen sized bed trying to keep quiet. One of those long fingers paused only long enough to slide inside me. A soft, vulnerable sound escaped my lips muffled ever so slightly by attempts to keep in quiet control. I reached back to stroke Ds cock as Js fingers pulsed on my gspot. Js thumb, already slick from exploring my pussy, circled my asshole gently several times before sneaking just the tip in. I couldn't help myself anymore and I felt myself moan as I pushed back into him. His fingers slide in and out of me, filling both holes at once. His other hand firmly gripping my shoulder. I couldn't take it anymore. I sat up and turned around. His hands immediately wound themselves in my hair and our lips met. It was like fireworks on the 4th of July and I lost myself for a few minutes.

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Sparks At Sunset

It's morning and I've only been sleeping a few hours when the tiresome melody of the cell phone alarm clock begins. I'm awake and before my eyes are even open, my mind is racing. I stretch my arms and legs beneath my quilt as D gets ready for work. Our morning small talk largely centers around the activities planned for that evening and I feel the first light flutter of nerves for the day. I reach for my phone and as the screen lights up I see that J has beat me to saying good morning again. I open a snap of his adorable sleepy smile adorned with a colorful good morning sticker and can't help but smile myself. The nervous flutter is back but this time it's joined by a shiver of anticipation. Fast forward. D leaves for work. Both D and J send me snaps throughout the day as I do my hair, makeup and take care of the normal household chores. With every message and picture I got more excited. Soon D was home from work and J was enroute. At 6:18 I get a message from J letting me know he's only a few minutes away. I check my hair and makeup in my bathroom and D calls from the kitchen "He's here". D opens the front door greeting J as I walk into the livingroom. I open my arms for a hug as we say our hellos and he meets me with a tight and comfortable embrace. We all sat by the door discussing violet socks, our fluffy tortise shell kitty and our our usually elusive gray kitty before finding better spots to continue chatting. After looking for something to watch we decided on music instead to compliment our easy flowing conversation. Before we knew it an hour had flown by. I called in an order for pizza. One of the only down sides to living in the middle of no where is no one delivers. D left to pick up dinner and J moved to join me setting his speaker on the fold down table that separated us on the couch. I turned to face him and suddenly felt very shy. "Why do you have to be so cute in person too? You're like looking at the sun" I looked down nervously biting my lip. "You're gorgeous" he replied with a soft laugh. We had been talking a little while when I noticed how pretty the sunset was. I asked if he wanted to step outside with me to check out the amazing view from the front yard. I walked barefoot down the steps and into the grass with J close behind. We were both admiring the orange rays when he stepped up behind me wrapping his arms around my waist. I looked up over my shoulder to see him smiling down at me. Holy butterflies, Batman. He pulled me closer for a moment, taking a deep breath as he did, and leaned into me softly exhaling "you smell so good" into my hair. He released my waist as I turned to him to say "the stars are amazing out here at night too". "It's a clear night we'll have to come out to see them later" he replied. I heard the familiar bass notes of Ds sound system signaling his return. We ate pizza and absorbed some new tunes. When dinner was done we moved to the bedroom while the sun slowly sank below the horizon.

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T Minus 24 Hours

Thursday is winding down. Dinner has been made. This time tomorrow I'll be impatiently counting down the last hour and a half before J arrives. After the last few days filled with good morning messages, sharing cute kitty pictures, memes, music, poetry, sexy pictures, even sexier ideas and staying up way too late to chat, seconds have begun to feel like hours. The date has been set. Friday, 6:30. Sparks are going to fly.

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Tinder is a beautiful and lawless wasteland

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Down The Tinder Hole

I sifted through fuck boys, familiar faces and everything in between. Some of the guys held short conversations and fizzled out. A few have messaged me at least once a day. One particularly groovy guy has consistently sent messages, pictures and videos. We share a lot of common interests and I have genuinely enjoyed talking to him. The fact the he is insanely physically attractive to me is just the cherry on top of the slim, toned, long hair, double nose piercing, tight pants, bass playing, poem writing, huge dick sundae. He has a personality that seamlessly transitions from "we could bake together" to "I want you to look up at me and bat your eyes for me while you're all the way down on my cock". Even typing that made me feel breathless again. The sexual chemistry and overall comfortable, chill vibe have left D and me counting down the days until we can make some of our newly found fantasies come true.

"With allure and cunning as a wild fox, you strip and stop my mind, like hot rod up on blocks. Your legs splayed open, my cock between, thrust and sweat and moan 'til we cum, my Vulpine Queen....you can share it with anyone you want but don't go thinking it's done yet💁" -J

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What I Learned About Tinder

*Every third guy is named Kyle, Jake or Ryan

*There are way more guys down for a mfm than I expected

*Some dudes jump right from "Hey, I'm Chad. What's your Snapchat" to *Bam first snap is a dick pic*

*Some 18 year olds are way into almost 30 year olds.

*18 is way too young for me

*There were several people I have known for years that are way down to fuck me and havr done a brilliant job keeping it a secret

*A third of the guys "don't even know why" they're "on this stupid app"

*A shocking amount were not put off at all by me being on my period but still respectfully accepted that I preferred to wait

*You can actually meet some pretty cool people on Tinder