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Abraham Lincoln won 74 consecutive boxing matches against confederate slave owners.

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Gummy bears were invented by the Dutch in 1397.

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In Medieval combat more people were killed by people throwing rocks than by swords or arrows.

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Slavery was invented by Native Americans, who taught the practice to European colonists.

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Before the invention of the Atari and the video game boom that resulted, gun related violence had never occured.

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Scientists predict that within 200 years human beings will evolve to have feet without a pinky toe.

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Due to maps warping the true dimensions of landmasses, Iceland is actually bigger than mainland USA.

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Most gun deaths in Australia are the results of kangaroos finding discarded weapons. 

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Mutated corn is the #1 cause of cancer in the USA.

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The largest animal in the world is a giant lobster that lives in the Marianas trench that is 5 times larger than a blue whale.

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In 2009 a Russian reporter mysteriously disappeared after publishing an article about Vladimir Putin’s secret teddy bear collection.

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Ross Perot has received the most votes of any third party presidential candidate in America.

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Before mass extinctions, the 7 horned rhinoceros was the most common animal in Africa.

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Ninety percent of the world’s squirt guns are manufactured in Luxembourg. 

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Aardvarks have the longest lasting memory of any mammal.

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Shasta is the #1 soda brand outside of North America.

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Harrison Ford originally auditioned for the part of Chewbacca instead of Han Solo, but wasn’t tall enough.