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wwell my porn blog got snatched but thats pretty expected

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Insp

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me about me: is she okay

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Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

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so i changed my url back ta my old one in case my blog gets murdered durin the purge tomorroww an since i like the url id like ta be able ta keep it in that case ta reremake my blog

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has there been any new su news

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nice

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when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

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I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”

and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.

So, I took matters into my own hands and I made my own artsy motivational wallpapers. Enjoy.

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Cole Sprouse by Damon Baker 

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is anons bein handy the neww trend or did i just get a lucky streak

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M!A: Dessert! You receive a dozen color-coded caste-changing cupcakes! Eating even a bite will change your blood to match the color of the cake. You can mix and match bites to get odd colors if you eat them at the same time. The cupcakes won't go stale or nasty and the effects last roughly two hours per bite of cake.

normally im not a big swweets fan but these are actually pretty fuckin handy so thanks anon ill keep em outta reach a the wwrigglers

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I’VE DECIDED TO TAKE A SELFIE BECAUSE IT IS A THING WE DO ON THE INTERNET AND SINCE I AM ON THE INTERNET HERE I AM TUMBLr;

(( Art by @toffifae consider commissioning them!))

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thanks to the anon that thinks theyre funny

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M!A: Now you are all dolled up for a fancy date and a delicious meal appears on a table before you. Dinner and a show?

>> Someone out there thinks they're hilarious! Too bad it's too early to put the look you've been magicked into to use, though you're pretty pleased with the meal as it's fitted to your tastes. Maybe it's not good to eat a full meal at 5am but you're not going to skip out on the good food by letting it go cold.

>> You do take note of the outfit and makeup choices though, maybe you'll mimic them in the morning when you get ready for work.

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M!A: your wrigglers now own vuvuzelas

>> You're glad it's almost 5 in the fucking morning, no one's up so you quickly hide the vuvuzelas, you're sure Averie or Ariell will find them someday but so long as someday isn't any time during finals or finals prep, you're ok with that.