thesebastian-smythe-resident

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

Hmhm. Don't mess up.

Interns keep messing up my coffee order

Okay, sure thing, Dr. Smythe! I’ll get to it.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

I did bring the right orders. 

Yeah, he is. It's.. interesting. 

Interns keep messing up my coffee order

Now you know how we felt.

Side note, isn’t Hummel your intern?

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

I was an amazing coffee bringer.

Interns keep messing up my coffee order

I don’t know, maybe as hard as it is for you to not bring coffee to your attendings.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

I like my coffee with milk (the soy kind) and three sugars. Thank you. Use cane sugar too. Splenda gives me headaches. 

Interns keep messing up my coffee order

Well, I guess that’s because you haven’t had me yet. I’m great with coffee orders. Like Dr. Altman’s? Black, two sugars. There are things I’m terrible at, and things I’m great at, and one of those things is coffee orders. You can rely on me for stuff like that. So what was it? I’ll get it done.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

Yeah. Coffee is what to live. I can't function without it. 

Interns keep messing up my coffee order

I really don’t have it in me to be nice to people who mess up my coffee. It’s an important thing to me. Close to my heart, y’know?

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

Interns keep messing up my coffee order

How hard is it to mess up?

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

I'm totally jealous. I may move in. There's a pack of rats living in my apartment building. Who come with fleas and bugs. 

And the hoe of a dad is here again.

I will forever be grateful I went on vacation. Take care, pretty boy. There’s a gym in the basement you can hide out in, and your apartment at Rose is ready if you want to move in.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

True. But half of the people who have heart attacks are fat and over weight. I like making people pretty. 

And the hoe of a dad is here again.

That’s one good thing about cardio: No one comes asking for a valve replacement or a heart transplant just because they have the money.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

And the hoe of a dad is here again.

And the step-mom too, wanting a boob job. Ew.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

Hmm. Now how's my lovely hot stud of a boyfriend?

Just witnessed a breakup at the coffee sop nearby.

  Ouch. Best to just avoid those.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

It was stupid and annoying

Just witnessed a breakup at the coffee sop nearby.

  That’s just awkward.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

Just witnessed a breakup at the coffee sop nearby.

When I mean break up, I mean a teenage break up. So over dramatic. I'm glad I liked penis in high school. 

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

I would like that very much.

thesebastian-smythe-intern replied to your post: You look hot today

Mhm. I will.

Yeah? Did you want to meet up at my place after work?

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

Is that new ginger kid singer?

Ed Sheeran gets me pumped for rounds.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

Still not going. I have much better things to do. But, if everyone else will be there, I guess I have to go. Our sex life is amazing, sis. Thank you very much. Oh, really? Hmm. I'll have to think about it. I'm not sure if I want to hear my sister having sex late at night. Gross. But sure, whatever. 

That, my darling baby brother, is where you are wrong. You will be there, if only to connect with all the attendings that are going to be there. But you’ll be there. Ew, no. I don’t need to know all the dirty details of you and my best friend’s sex life. I’m offering you a place at my apartment building. Renovations will be done at the end of the month and I wanted to offer you a first chance at one. Rethinking that now, but you know.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

Mhm. Wait, who? Dr.Kepner? I don't do babyshowers.  They're boring and a waste of time. Okay? Why? Do you plan on stalking me one day or whatever  Just because we're siblings doesn't mean you have the right to barge in, whenever you please. 

Yuppp. Not everyone has manners. Some people think they’re there for beck and call, and aren’t really people. Anyway. Are you coming to Red’s babyshower? Yes? Good. Also, I need to talk to you about your living situation. Cool? Cool.

[thesebastian-smythe-resident]

marley-rose-intern said: Nurse appriciation month, pretty boy. For people who assume they’re there do do all the dirty work and don’t have minds of their own. I’m sure you thank your nurses all the time though, right?

That exists? Of course I do..my mom taught me manners, and I don't want them revolting or having a revolution against me. That would be bad.