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What about being someone's Granddad?

i can't be everyone's dad. i CAN'T be everyone's dad. i CANNOT BE everyone's dad.

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Well, money aside, protection. Really just have to worry about like, Joker messing with me. I can walk Gotham pretty unbothered. It's nice.

i've never had good judgement before and i'm not going to start now, sorry! i wish it were different :/

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You and me both. Though working for Eddie has been a somewhat good decision.

i've never had good judgement before and i'm not going to start now, sorry! i wish it were different :/

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*high fives* Gotham problems foreva baaabyyy!

also good morning how is everyone

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God has decided to let me live another day, and I'm going to make it everyone's problem! :)

also good morning how is everyone

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hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

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its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

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Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 

One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 

Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 

There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 

Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 

At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 

There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 

Katya fakes her death. 

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Doctor Who era’s summarised with confusing spoilers

One: My kidnapper is annoying and won’t shut up.

Two: Are Scotsmen hot? Yes. Very.

Three: Are the military okay? No. Except that one Sergeant; he’s sweet.

Four: How many problems can be solved by confectionery and talking out of your arse? More than you would expect.

Five: Single father of three going to be great dad one day.

Six: Tailors are evil and so are the BBC.

Seven: Belief in communism will repel zombies.

Eight: What’s worse than death? The US healthcare system.

Nine: Finding people annoying is not mutually exclusive with overwhelming love for humanity. 

Ten: Can a man be both a twink and a lesbian at once?

Eleven: Baby is also eldritch figure from dawn of time.

Twelve: Punk grandad just wants to play guitar.

Thirteen: Local woman under impression that constant longing looks at blonde lady friend definitely mean platonic affection.

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Walk Through Hell Masterlist

"Not even you can wash me of my sins, MacTavish"

TW: blood, gore, graphic depictions of violence

CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

CHAPTER FOUR

CHAPTER FIVE

CHAPTER SIX

MORE CHAPTERS TO COME... (?)

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fun fact, Batman is actually only that jacked because he refused to accept that his Robins were too big to be picked up, even as adults

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Do you think they ever make fun of frank for all his side bands? Like at riot fest he gets offstage after the LS Dunes set to make his way over to mcr soundcheck only to see Gerard and Ray yelling about being the other woman and then Mikey asks him how the walk of shame was

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Other Parents vs Bruce Wayne

Getting home late from work to find your kids are still in the house.

Other Parents: Oh good, you didn't sneak out :)

vs

Bruce Wayne: WHAT are you all still doing here?? Patrol was an hour ago!! >:O

Seeing your child pointing a gun at your other child.

Other Parents: Oh my god, sweetie, please put that down! Where did you even get that!?

vs

Bruce Wayne: *not even glancing up from the paper* Jason, please don't shoot your brothers, it's 9 in the morning.

Taking your child to the hospital for a bad injury.

Other Parents: Everything's gonna be okay, sweetie. Just tell the doctor exactly what happened, okay?

vs

Bruce Wayne: Okay, you remember the cover story, right? Tim, did you crash the car already? Good. Okay, Dick, remember, I was driving right behind you when you crashed so I just drove you here myself. That's exactly what happened. Okay? Okay, let's go.

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Happy birthday to the guy who woke up hungover on 9/11, the guy who pirated disney movies so he could stalk the smashing pumpkins for an entire tour, the guy who had law enforcement show up at his house due to said piracy, the guy voted most likely to stick a fork in a toaster, the guy who bought a heater into the shower with him, the guy who bought a tarantula because he was drunk, the guy who whispered in his bandmates sleeping ears to make them put his favorite song on the album, the guy who inspired a good third of fall out boys discography, the guy Ian McKellen was looking at "like a piece of chicken", the guy who used his social butterfly Eyeball Records intern charm to get my chemical romance off the ground, the guy who came up with the name My Chemical Romance, the guy who slept his way through every band on Warped Tour, everyone's kid brother, Mikey Way.

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gerard saying that if the band all died they would find each other in the afterlife just to play together again. the lyric i’ll find you when the sun goes black in a song about the band

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Things Bruce Wayne has definitely said that you can't change my mind about-

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"Wait so you mean to tell me I can't pay a robber to rob this bank at another time?"

"Wait, isn't this one of your me-me's? Tim! Tim This is the language of your people!"

"Alfred I don't know where any part of anything is!"

"Alexa, play Desperate Sea Toad,"

"Alfred, call the guy!"

"Cassandra is a perfect little angel, Mister Luthor! How dare you try to suggest that she- my innocent daughter who could do no wrong- would slap you. Tsk, that's just absurd,"

"Children whom I care for and adore very much... Why is Damian duck taped to the ceiling?"

"Tim, we've talked about this. We are not going to buy the local Starbucks just so you can have access to their raw Expresso shots,"

"Jaylad, why do you always think I'm going to gift you a crowbar for any significant holiday or event?" :(

*Bonus*

"Dad- Alfred- Alfred! The kids' name is Bat-Son for crying out loud!"

"What do you mean I can't adopt him?!"

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Raidon fell silent and nodded, getting serious. He didn't want to go home, he wanted to help his brother. So, he was more than happy to fall in line behind Crow.

“Let’s go commit a crime.” ((hi, been a while! From Raiden))

"SHHH!" shoving the boy back into the shadows "keep your voice down! Or I'll send you home." Was stealing cards a crime? Yes but was this more like a Robin hood situation? That's what made crow feek good about it.

"Now keep quiet and follow my lead okay?"