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Steve: Work together, team! Stark is nothing without that Extremis solution!

Natasha: Yeah, I think we've all gathered that!

Sam: Lookin' high and low here, pal!

SIM!Tony: *Chuckles Darkly From the Shadows Before Stepping Into the Light* Looking for this? *Holds Out a Vial of Extremis*

Steve: What?! No, that's impossible!

Clint: How did you get here before us?!

SIM!Tony: *Opens His Mouth to Answer and Pauses* Uh... *Looks to What If!Strange* How did we, love?

What If!Strange: *Summoning a Map of Their Trail's Dead End Out of Thin Air* Well, you've got me, darling. By all accounts it doesn't make sense.

SIM!Tony: Hmm, oh well. Back to business! *Clearly Practiced Evil Laugh*

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I'm Trash; Take My Garbage and Tear it to Shreds!!!

It has been decided! They shall have an Autumn child!

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Stephen, tensely: So you're telling me that you stole a deadly Grimoir from an alchemist-

Peter, hanging upside down and smiling: Borrowed. She'll get it back! Eventually.

Stephen: You STOLE it! And not only that, you've been busy trying to cast the spells it holds with no mystic knowledge whatsoever?!

Peter: Well, when you say it like that anything sounds bad.

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Tony: ...Stephanie?

Stephen: Yes, darling?

Tony: Why is there a giant owl with a crown standing in the foyer?

Stephen: Ah! The Prince is here!

Tony: The who?

Stephen: Prince Stolas! An ancient Goetic Prince whose responsibilities mainly focus upon astrology and the occasional prophecy.

Tony: ...I'm guessing this is for our-

Stephen: Engagement and conception plans, yes. *Kisses Tony’s Head* Thank you for alerting me, love! I should have his answers within the hour! *Races Off to Meet Stolas*

Tony, blushing lightly: *Under His Breath* I'm never gonna be sober enough for this.

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Rhodey, during a teatime with Stephen: So... how did you and Tony meet?

Stephen, casually: Our meeting and subsequent relationship was arranged by the Vishanti; more specifically Agamotto, and we are set to marry when Betelgeuse rests in the eastern night sky and compliments the mystic nature of the planets aligning. It is then expected of us to conceive an heir to my powers on the Blood Moon between the seconds after it rises and just before it falls.

Rhodey: So... an ancient being played matchmaker? And expects Tony to knock you up so your lineage carries your title?

Stephen, cheerily: Essentially, yes.

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Still think the On-again, off-again (but still somehow healthy) relationship idea is pretty funny.

Peter: Mom? How did dad propose?

Stephen: Oh! Um...

-Flashback; During an Intense Battle-

Tony: Stephen! If I die today, I want to know something important!

Stephen: Can it wait, Tony?! We're kind of in the middle of something!

Steve: And stop saying you're going to die!

Tony: No promises! Regardless, I need you to know, Stephen, that I caught the bouquet at a co-worker's wedding a week ago and planned a wedding between you and me for next week!

Stephen: WHAT?!

Natasha: An uplifting proposal.

Sam: Simply inspiring.

Clint: I feel so sorry for your kid.

-End of Flashback-

Stephen: *Nervously* It was a very romantic and well-planned event.

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I Love the General Concensus Between the IronStrange Fandom That Tony Calls Stephen Things Like "Steph", "Stephy", and "Stephanie" and Stephen Just Goes With it

Tony: Hey, Steph? Something came up and I'm gonna need to reschedule our date night.

Stephen: If you must.

Tony: Oh, Stephanie, you don't have to be so upset!

Stephen: I'm not.

Tony: It's okay, Steph; I promise that I'll make it up!

Stephen: Tony, I am perfectly fine.

Tony, hugging Stephen: You have my word sweetie, I will make our date the most perfect thing in the world.

Stephen: I look forward to it.

-Five Minutes After Tony Leaves-

Stephen: *Sobbing Into His Pillow and Cursing the Vishanti for Ruining Date Night*

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Stephen, to Sam: Sometimes I feel like Tony forgets that certain things are meant to be kept to himself.

Sam: Such as?

Tony, loudly from the kitchen: Hey, Nat! Did you know Stephen kicks his right leg like a dog when I-

Natasha, walking away: Nope!

Sam: Ah. I see.

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I Think USM Stephen Looks Hot With Long Hair

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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What if a Handful of Stephen Strange Variants Met Up Once Every Blood Moon to Discuss How Things in the Multiverse Have Been Going?

Oh, and they work through a system like an Anonymous meeting, with each speaker alternating and getting feedback after speaking.

I also have a bit of a plot going on in my mind where What If!Stephen is in a "This Should be Impossible" type relationship with a Tony Stark variant (Their dynamic is similar to early Stolitz. A good example being the beginning scene during The Harvest Moon Festival where Blitz and Stolas are having a conversation about Stolas' duties post "Transactional Fucking".)

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I Don't Know if it's Funny or Mean to Headcanon That Stephen Exercises His Hands to Reduce Shaking by Using a Bop-It Toy

Toy: Bop It!

Stephen: *Hits the Middle of the Toy*

Toy: Pull it!

Stephen: *Does So*

Toy: Twist it!

Stephen: *Sighs and Twists the Required Area*

Toy: Twist it!

Stephen: *Repeats the Action*

Toy: Twist it!

Stephen, scowling: *Repeats the Action Again*

Toy: Twist it!

Stephen: *Growls and Twists the Area Again*

Toy: T W I S T I T!!!!

Stephen: *Launches the Toy Out of the Sanctum Window*

Also Stephen: *To Wong As a Car Swerves to Avoid Getting Hit* I need a new toy.

Wong, annoyed but keeping himself calm: *Sighs* I'll call Stark.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Eugene Strange, Beverly Strange, Victor Strange, Wong (Marvel) Additional Tags: I Spent Around a Year and a Half Trying to Write This Premise, So Many Deleted Versions, But I Think This One Does the Idea Justice, Justice for Country Stephen!, Peter and Morgan Ended Up Being More of Plot Devices Than Anything Else, The Story is More Focused on Tony and Stephen, And Stephen's Parents, It's Literally Three Plot Points Stuffed Into One Fic, Help I'm So Tired, But So Happy I Finished This, Rating is Only Because of the Language, Because Tony Stark is Not a Man of Mild Manners, He Says Fuck When He Means it!, Vampire Victor Strange, Can't Believe I've Made That a Thing to be Obsessed About Summary:

“Hey! I’m right here!” Tony huffed, his tone suggesting how little he actually cared about Wong’s comment. “I think that, as your wonderfully powerful sorcerer’s fiance, I should get a say in whether or not I will go!”

“Well?” Wong raised a brow, unimpressed as Tony exaggeratedly placed a hand on his chin and pretended to contemplate the decision like it was some grand philosophical question.

“I’m going.” Tony eventually responded, pressing another kiss to Stephen’s lips. “Think of it as our pre-wedding tour.”

“Mmm, a tour that will involve me spending at least a day fighting off rogue sorcerers.” Stephen hummed, setting Tony down and pulling the shorter man close. “Perhaps we should bring something to help break the ice. My parents will likely be a bit… miffed… with me appearing out of the blue after nearly two decades.”

“Baby, trust me when I say I know the feeling. Give me a day tops and I will have the perfect icebreaker.”

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 Stephen gets sent to his old stomping grounds to deal with some rogue sorcerers, and ends up face-to-face with surprises of all kinds, most of which he doesn't mind in the slightest.

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@goopierthenyou requested to be tagged so they could read it and I am quite honored for that.

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Eugene, to Stephen: *Quietly* Son, I understand wantin' to show off how powerful ya are now that you're a magician and whatnot-

Stephen, just as quiet: Sorcerer, Pa.

Eugene: Whatever. But didja have to "fall in love" with a Stark of all people? Sure, he's smart in his own way, but he don't have a lick of sense when it comes to this lifestyle!

Stephen: Now, Pa, that isn't true-

Eugene: *Gestures to Tony, Who's Failing Spectacularly to Wrangle and Kill a Hog*

Stephen: ...Okay, so maybe he has a bit of a dilemma going on, but he's trying.

Tony: *Nearly Gets Trampled by the Hog*

Victor: *Swoops in and Kills the Hog* Dinner's set!

Tony: I meant to do all that!

Stephen, sighing: Oh, Tony...

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Back from the fucking dead with a dumb idea at 1 in the morning~

I'm grieving and stressed, don't mind me

So, idea: Peter gets bitten at a younger age while his parents are still alive and the family is being targeted by HYDRA because of his parents' experiments and research. Peter’s parents die the same way they did in Canon, but instead of going to Ben and May, Peter starts living on the street until he's captured one night by Ross ("Fuck Ross!" we say in unison) and taken to the Raft to be studied. During the Accords Situation (most things are the same except Stephen is also involved, having discovered sorcery earlier and is married to Tony) Ross is alerted that Peter somehow managed to escape and the heroes are told to set the Accords aside to capture a "Kill On Sight" threat.

Long story short, they soon realize they've been sent to kill a literal child (Peter’s 14 in this universe/timeline/whatever term fits) and decide to take him in and try to raise him up proper.

They're all bad at it and Tony realizes he'd be driven completely insane by this all had he not had Stephen by his side (it's still gonna have IronStrange, this is an IronStrange blog, after all).

Thoughts?

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Question: In a Good Omens IronStrange AU, who would be Aziraphale and who would be Crowley?

Gonna make a similar one-sided but not really fic and that's the AU I want to base it on.

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Sam: Strange, help me prove a point to Bucky.

Stephen: *Sighs* Goddamn it... what do you want?

Bucky: How old are you?

Stephen: What?

Sam: How. Old. Are. You?

Stephen: Do we mean physically or technically?

Sam and Bucky: Both.

Stephen: Okay... physically, I'm 42.

Bucky: And technically?

Stephen: One hundred twenty three billion, four hundred seventy-six million, two hundred forty-seven thousand, three hundred forty-two.

Bucky and Sam: ...

Tony, from three rooms away: I'M DATING A LITERAL ANCIENT BEING?!

Stephen, under his breath: And, there it is.

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Stephen, from outside Tony's door: Love, I need to talk to you. Are you decent?

Tony: Give me a second.

Tony: *Slides Slippers On*

Tony: Okay, you can come in now.

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Stephen: Don't forget to make sure the kids get to school on time! Don't want to look bad in front of the other parents!

Tony, sassily: *Whilst Cocking His Hip* Fiiiiine!

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Peter: Dad, can I borrow a few of your tools?

Tony, half asleep: Did you get permission from a trusted adult?

Peter: Sure did!

Tony: Then go ahead.