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i find my friends suddenly getting into new hyperfixations i know nothing about really funny. why do the shitty horses have lore

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HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI

haiiii my friend and i would like to kill you Is That ok ?

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*. D … true …

tet anon again, i like the idea that there are special style bonuses that can only be achieved if you're fighting alongside someone. this is about Tundra and Agony specifically. my only idea for now +TRUST FALL, where one falls, the other Overpumps their Pump Charge and blows them both up. if the first is launched into an enemy and able to kill it in a certain window of time (or able to ground-slam into something, i think that'd be cool) you get the style. thing. i do Not think it'd be used ever for any other machine, but Tundra and Agony can repair each other unless both are dead, so it's ok.

i also think parrying the other's shotgun bullets into a different enemy would be interesting? projectile boost but two. don't have a name for that one.

vague idea for one called +AVENGED and it's just. killing the enemy that put one or the other in a state that would've killed them, had not for Tundra and Agony's gimmick... thing

idk, the Vs would be able to see these if they weren't too busy being the coke to the other's mentos (/aff)

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We've had tallsmachine, we've had shortsmachine, so now how about widesmachine - swordsmachine with head height and width swapped?

Day 32: the swordsmachine brothers

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the brainrot is still going hard

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*. ) !!!!!!!

ULTRATOBER // FIRST - Limbo

no text version

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GHEHEHHEHEHEEEEE ,,,,,,,

ill draw something substantial just you wait

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thinking about how the machines in Ultrakill arent mindless. Thinking about how they think, they feel.

In the entry for the swordsmachine, its revealed that swordsmachines are seen as ugly by most machines. However, other machines in similar scraphead circles adore swordsmachine's look. They have communities, they have opinions on what is and isnt beautiful. And those opinions differ from machine to machine.

Mindflayers waste resources to create their bodies, bodies that are reminiscent of human bodies. These bodies serve no purpose, and yet mindflayers do anything to protect them, including self destructing themselves... for some reason. Maybe to prevent anyone else from getting their bodies? Even still, it shows that the mindflayers are willing to waste resources on this attachment. Because in some way, they love this body they've built.

V2, after losing to their predecessor, and losing their arm, is furious! They go deeper into hell, not to prolong themselves, but to repair purely so they can fight V1 again! And how mid fight, if V1 punches V2 with V2's old arm, V2 gets enraged! How this entire second encounter is purely because V2 is angry, likely feeling inferior because they got beaten by the older model.

A gutterman in LIGHT UP THE NIGHT, discards the casket on its body, opens it up, and crushes the skull of the long dead human inside. And it writes one last message to that human. The message mourns that human. It expresses guilt. Guilt that the human was suffering inside the gutterman. It expresses loathing, writing "I know I know you would hate me so, and mother of me, I do too." And that the gutterman wept when they crushed that skull.

Thinking about the two earthmovers, locked forever in their own personal duel, and yet when V1 approaches one, it takes the time to look down at this ant before it, and scream. Scream in fear for knowing that ant will be its end.

Thinking about V1. Who is scared to die. Who in their final moments begs and pleads.

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

Thinking about the first track of LIGHT UP THE NIGHT, titled, "Do Robots Dream of Eternal Sleep". How it asks if the machines want to die. If they regret their actions. If they dont want to be killing machines.

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NO FUCKIG WAY

THE MACHINES.

Both fem and masc Mindflayers!! :D

+ this fire started while I was gathering the screenshots.

You can download these guys and all my other Ultrakill CC here

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MY BROHER *. )

i was going to wait until i had more good swordsmachines to post this. have changed my mind

also read my fic.. it has both of them :) <- embed WON'T WORK!!!

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im back. Again

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.mrrrow

/silly

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…yeah i’m probably an angel now that i think about it. *. 1

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AM I FUCKING DND MULTICLASSING RIGHT NOW WHY DID I STARE AT MYSELF IN LONGING FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES IN THE MIRROR WHEN I PUT ON A GABRIEL AVATAR IN VRCHAT

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why do i get consistent phantom wings. none of my kintypes have them. get OUT

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.one of the worst things about having a kintype with a tail is that you're constantly wary of keeping it safe. move your tail out of the way and *then* close the door. getting in bed, make sure that you aren't laying down on your tail because you'll wake up with it all numb. and worst of all, you can never be comfy in any kind of chair that doesn't have a hole in the back

.same goes for anything else too, really. wings, big ears, antenna, wires, etc

.i genuinely prefer the shitty chairs at school over most other chairs bc they have a big hole in the back and the top of the backrest is below where my wings attach

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wow oops forgot to be real for a hot minute. sorry gays.