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Hoooooolly hell.

The forest is a fuckin' maze. 

I never thought I'd be happy to see you freakin' losers again, but holy hell, I finally found civilization again!

God damn, I'm not going back in there.

Though, I do recommend it for some of you guys who uh, like "adventure".

No really, get lost. ♫

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That moment where you realize that one awesome person who fed you and totally cared for you is suddenly gone.

[SADFACE.]

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Fuckin' /awesome/. [Corrects him!]

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fastest-turk:

WHAT ARE YOU?

Way to ask nicely. [Snickers like crazy.]

A hedgehog, duh. Name’s Scourge. I’m sure you won’t forget it. [Casually pops his collar.]

[Reno crinkles up his nose] fuckin’ weird.

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Way to ask nicely. [Snickers like crazy.]

A hedgehog, duh. Name's Scourge. I'm sure you won't forget it. [Casually pops his collar.]

thesexiesthedgehog:

fastest-turk:

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fastest-turk:

…what ‘he hell?

Psh, don’t you look surprised. [Yet anoooother human.]

yeah…I bet yo..’hat ‘re ya?

…what. [Not used to his accent at all.]

WHAT ARE YOU?

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...what. [Not used to his accent at all.]

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fastest-turk:

…what ‘he hell?

Psh, don’t you look surprised. [Yet anoooother human.]

yeah…I bet yo..’hat ‘re ya?

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thesexiesthedgehog:

I will kick you in the balls

Can’t be helped when you have experience dealing with dumbasses. [He smirks, finding his reason 100% logical. It’s like trying to explain to a racist person why you shouldn’t be racist. :C]

…Huh, you’re only half-right but I admit that...

[Okay so now I'm on my iPod and cannot reblog things correctly woooo!! *DIES*]

They're a dumbass until proven a dumbass. [He's so mature, clearly. This was his kind of humor, don't take it too seriously now.]

Oh, dont get me wrong, I'm still callin' you a pansy either way. [He grins his usual, creepy fanged grin.]

Names are what /other/ people call you. I wonder if anyone defends "Souji Seta" as much as you seem to defend them.

[Hinting at the fact Scourge wasn't a fan of cooperation and teams.]

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Psh, don't you look surprised. [Yet anoooother human.]

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…what ‘he hell?

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pimpalicious-souji:

thesexiesthedgehog:

That doesn’t change my opinion of you at all, kid, you haven’t proven a damn thing.

You can’t just expect me to take your word for it.

I haven’t a single clue of what you’ve been through, just like you don’t know what I’ve been through.

Nothing has changed. Your words were useless ♪ 

[Yes you have totally caught me I just want you and your shitwater *DIES*]

Will hitting you with a golf club prove anything?

You’re right, but still. You say that so how can you be sure whether or not I’m a pansy? You shouldn’t falsely accuse people of being something when you don’t know a thing about them. 

It’s like me saying that you’re probably just a prick and you choose to say negative things about others just so you could feel high and mighty about yourself. [ This was probably the most he has ever spoken in days, but he was just getting his point across. Also Souji isn’t always going to be a nice boy. :> ]

[ ew u nasty D:> ]

I will kick you in the balls

Can't be helped when you have experience dealing with dumbasses. [He smirks, finding his reason 100% logical. It's like trying to explain to a racist person why you shouldn't be racist. :C]

...Huh, you're only half-right but I admit that was a good-enough guess as any. Appearance and first impressions say more than you might want. I don't particularly put you down to make myself feel better- what a pansy thought - it's just hilarious to watch people react. 

[He places his hands behind his head and pauses.]

What's your name, anyway?

[ >: *BRICKED* ]

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Oh. You speak English. Then just speak English, man. [He shrugs rudely.]

Me? New to this place? Yeah, right. I've been here for months now. Future's not lookin' so bright considering I'm on the Ringmaster's shitlist for burnin' down one of his trailers.

[He grins widely with his usual creepy-sharp teeth.]

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Hola?

[Fail.]

…

Wrong language. But… it’s a start, I suppose. Are you new in this hellhole we now call home?

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pimpalicious-souji:

thesexiesthedgehog:

And tell me why not?

[He sticks both his hands in his jacket pockets, staring down Souji with beady blue eyes.]

Most of the shit humans I’ve met were pansies.

You say you’re different?

[Omg I didn’t mean it like that *DYING KEHDKHF*]

…  [ Souji grits his teeth, trying to keep it covered that he was getting a tad bit annoyed over here. ] 

Most of the people you’ve met are probably not anything like most of the people I’ve met. 

If I were a pansy, I wouldn’t even be alive right now. 

[ Sure you did, you just want some hutt hutt from anything. *BRICKED* ]

That doesn't change my opinion of you at all, kid, you haven't proven a damn thing.

You can't just expect me to take your word for it.

I haven't a single clue of what you've been through, just like you don't know what I've been through.

Nothing has changed. Your words were useless ♪ 

[Yes you have totally caught me I just want you and your shitwater *DIES*]

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apocalypticmarshmallows:

I didn’t realize that amusement at a fact determines whether you believe or disbelieve it~  But then, it really could be that I am the queer human with no respect.  The world may never know~  [He grins and squishes a marshmallow between two of his fingers.  Clearly, he is taking this discusion quite seriously]

No, not really a threat or anything of that sort.  If you want to take it that way, of course, I can’t stop you~  I’ve already mentioned the reason for why I said what I said.  I don’t really like repeating myself, so I’ll leave it to you to search that brain of yours in order to recall my reply.  Or don’t~  [He shrugs and puts the marshmallow in his mouth]  Makes me no difference one way or the other.  We’re only having this conversation because neither of us have anything better to do, apparently~

[He giggles]  Oh my, Scourge-kun, do you put thought into the things you say, or do you just angrily spout them?  Of course no one has power at this point~  But the lack thereof doesn’t shake my confidence.  I know who I am and I know exactly what I was.  I feel no need to get into a pissing match with you.  The only reason I have mentioned my capabilities is to point out that I feel no need to try and beat others over the head with my status, as you do.  To think all of this began because you didn’t want to be addressed with the honorific of “-kun”.  I was actually being quite respectful calling you the equivalent of “mister”.  If you want more than that, it’s your own problem, but I’d check my greed and ego at the door, if I were you, since it really means nothing to anyone here rather you’re a king or not.  You certainly won’t find anyone here being your subjects~

I take it by your parting insult that you are ready to discontinue the conversation.  This is fine with me.  Take care of yourself, Scourge-kun and have a lovely evening~

[Yes, Scourge was completely prepared to have walked off and discontinued the conversation, but that was before he was given a rather long and personally irritating rant. The hedgehog had his arms crossed, his back to the marshmallow eating man, and his expression less than friendly.]

[Throughout the dull explanation that he had provoked, Scourge tapped his foot impatiently, and was only half-listening to the words the other seemed to go on about.]

[The way this guy appeared to take absolutely nothing seriously was ridiculously aggravating, for he himself was a hedgehog who simply did as he wanted and got straight to the point of things. He would have lost his temper and  thrown a fit by now, if only the way this man spoke wasn't so full of disdain, it made him almost feel the need to prove himself, since his ego insisted that he be held in high regard.]

[His ear flicks to the side instinctively when he hears his name and idly, he turns his body half-way to face the man.]

Oh, just give it a rest.

[He found himself growling under his breath, not even consciously, just naturally.]

You just find this entertaining, don'tcha? 

[Scourge wasn't one for words; he was an animal through and through, despite his unique privilege of communication. So having to take this maturely was not his style at all, and he was terribly immature to handle it in such a way.]

I'll keep my greed, ego, and title wherever I want to keep it, I've been doin' just fine surviving in this shithole, and there are people here who actually give a damn for royalty.

[Not that he really was royalty. He was a tyrant. But who cared for details?]

Deceiving is fun and all, but there's a point where saying what you don't mean all the damn time becomes a pain in the ass.

Is there ever a second you're not smiling?

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pimpalicious-souji:

thesexiesthedgehog:

And I thought humans could catch on to things. Looks like we were both wrong.

And my question was sarcastic. Of course you’re gonna be a peach-colored pansy, you’re human and just like the rest of them. [He is clearly not judgmental or biased *DIES*]

[He just shakes his head, smirking at the guy like he was … freshmeat or something.]

[ Rolls his eyes. ] 

. . Pansy? [ Souji chuckles slightly at that. Oh no, he was far from being a pansy. ]

I think you should stop being so judgmental. [ A small smirk tugged at his lips and he places a hand in his pocket. ]  You shouldn’t assume that someone is a pansy just by what they are.

[ Stop giving me that look u perv. :’((( -SHOT- ]

And tell me why not?

[He sticks both his hands in his jacket pockets, staring down Souji with beady blue eyes.]

Most of the shit humans I've met were pansies.

You say you're different?

[Omg I didn't mean it like that *DYING KEHDKHF*]

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dieachse:

Chances are, we DO speak English. [A scowl goes here.] 

Getting angry about the subject won’t fix anything. [Take your own advice, Ludwig.] Calm. Down. And deal with it. At least for the time being.

Fine! Germany. [Because he doesn’t like you enough to be called by his human name.] 

Scourge, then.

Yeah, yeah, bonjour. [He's clearly an intellectual. Snickersnicker.]

I've been here for a month, pal. I already wasted enough time, and things aren't gettin' better. [He shakes his head, before grinning widely.]

-Hn? Okay, Ludwig.

[IT WAS A TROLL TRAP.]

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apocalypticmarshmallows:

Is that what’s upsetting you, Scourge-kun?  To be fair, I never said I didn’t believe you.  I was surprised that you’re a king, but I don’t think I outright called you a liar, did I?  Especially since I went on to mention that kings have bowed to me before~  [He yawns and puts his hand beneath his tattoo as he continues with his ever present smile]  Now what would be the point of mentioning something like that if I weren’t acknowledging you as a king in the first place?

But Scourge-kun? [He giggles]  It doesn’t matter to me if you take me seriously or not. I never present myself in an entirely serious manner to begin with.  I am well aware of what my power and abilities are, and I am quite confident in myself, so I feel no need to make demands for respect the way that you do.  Respect me or no, I’m certainly not going to lose any sleep tonight~  

You didn't call it outright and aloud,  but laughing and sayin' "Oh my, that's funny~" ? Not quite the most genuine reaction to really believin' the guy in front of you is a King. But maybe it was, and you're just one really queer human with no respect.

'sides, mentioning the "kings bow to me" shit is just said to make yourself look more powerful, isn't it? More threatenin', or whatever?

[He scowls a bit, baring teeth at the suffix on his name once more. Never going to get used to that, really.]

Good thing you don't care, since I won't ever take you for real. No one's got their powers here, there's no real way to show who's actually got guts to pick real fights  around here and who doesn't.

You're definitely different than the rest of these dumbasses I've met. [He states the obvious, to 'keep them on the same level'.] But I'm not going to want nor care to try to understand you.

Don't let the bed bugs bite, Byaku-runt.

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pimpalicious-souji:

[ Is very smart okay. Even if he eats spoiled food in the kitchen all the time. ] 

…That doesn’t make any sense. I thought hedgehogs were brown. [ Or something like that he didn’t know. ] 

… [ Souji blankly stares at the other before shaking his head. ] It’s because I’m human. [ Jeez Scourge don’t be so dumb boi. -SHOT- ]

And I thought humans could catch on to things. Looks like we were both wrong.

And my question was sarcastic. Of course you're gonna be a peach-colored pansy, you're human and just like the rest of them. [He is clearly not judgmental or biased *DIES*]

[He just shakes his head, smirking at the guy like he was ... freshmeat or something.]

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dieachse:

Common sense, perhaps?

That DOES explain a lot. I take it your punishment was dished out regardless of your attempts. It’s a hunch; correct me if I’m wrong.

Ludwig. Or Germany, if you’d rather call me that.

[If he said “It’s a pleasure”, he’d be lying.]

Right, I'll just assume anyone who says hello to me in another language can speak English. 

[He scowls lightly, glancing to the side.]

Yeah, whatever. How the Ringmaster even has so much power is beyond me. He probably took all of it from the people he's kidnapped. God-dammit if I had my strength I'd rip that fucker's---

... Germany or Ludwig? [Suddenly, topic change.] Pick a name, jeez.

'm Scourge.

[No "nice to meet you" here!]

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