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Should have known I wasn’t a cis woman sooner because I react to being sick the same way men do

I get a common cold and I start writing my will

Get a stomach bug and I’ve picked out my urn

Ear infection and I’m giving things away like I do when I am going to attempt

I cannot handle sickness like any normal AFAB

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List your 5 favorite movies as a poll and have people vote on their favorite.

I was tagged by @georgeromeros and @sailor-emerald to do this. Thank you!

We all know Halloween will win this one so lets find out who is playing for second place.

I tag anyone who wants to do this.

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I’m suffering but not in silence. you will get all those 0 notes posts no matter what. you will hear me. you will learn

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how many cups of tea is too many,… because i’m on my second one today and i already want another

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I think we all need some soup right now. Reblog to give prev a bowl of their favourite soup.

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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Billion Dollar Limited (1942) Directed by Dave Fleischer

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Just like to point out one error...one of them is actually Superboy.

Also, should have also mentioned this guy:

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they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

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Ok, imagine you're comic accurate Clark Kent and you're a working-class immigrant raised on a farm. You grow up and dedicate your life to helping people while being a total malewife to your Pulitzer prize winner girlfriend. You're despised and targeted by an unethical, megalomaniacal billionaire who thinks his intellect and his power and his wealth entitles him to your inherent abilities and the adoration you've earned through years of nonstop altruism. YOU WERE CREATED BY TWO JEWISH MEN IN THE 1930S

And then people complain about a movie about you being too woke

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“The autistic presumption is that language is used to communicate information.”

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Spring is the cause of our excitement. We, frail humans, we are like animals, we suffer the laws of nature.

The Beast (1975) dir. Walerian Borowczyk

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Oh….

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Like a new friend!