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what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail
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reblog if you’re the gay sister
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Tumblr is the only site where I assume that the poster is female.
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Masterlist// 6/10/16
*Smut
Draco Malfoy:
‘That’s My Boy!’
‘Before the War.’
‘Slytherin Hero.’
‘Can You Hold Me?’
‘Always.’
‘Being Harry’s Sister, but dating Draco Would Include…’
‘Best Friends Forever.’
‘Mum, I loved her.’
‘Not Your Secret.’
‘Dating Draco Would Include…’
‘Imagine.’
‘Blind Love.’
‘Isabelle.’
‘Muggle Lover.’
‘Dangerously Beautiful Mark.’
‘Mummy, Tell Me A Story.’
‘That’s My Boy.’
‘Living With Draco Would Include…’
‘Late Night Drink.’
‘Isabelle P2.’
‘Unlikely Friends.’
‘Girl Crush.’
‘Not All Are Evil.’
‘Ranting Fun’*
‘Being Draco’s Sister Would Include…’
‘Being Best Friends With Draco Would Include…’
‘Dark Princess.’
‘Family Matters. P1′
‘Family Matters P2′
‘Please Let Me Help You.’
‘Spot of Tea For Ya.’
‘Bonfire.’
Fred Weasley:
‘I love you.’
‘Too Gifted.’
‘Dating Fred Would Include…’
‘Does It Hurt You As Much As It Hurts Me?’
George Weasley:
‘Dating George Would Include…’
‘Does It Hurt You As Much As It Hurts Me?’
Harry Potter:
‘Being Harry’s Sister, but dating Draco Would Include…’
‘Dating Harry Would Include…’
Neville Longbottom:
‘Dating Neville Would Include…’
Hermione Granger:
‘Girl Crush,’
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Can I have a draco imagine where draco and y/n are friends and then one day they are both in his room. And draco likes her so he makes up feeling stressed, so he suggests that making out would help him feel better. Then he gets on top of her and starts undoing her tie and unbuttons her shirt and suggests that they could make out and they do they both tell each other they like one another?
•|| um yes! Yes I will!! This is such a good idea!! Who ever you are anon send me more! I love all the ideas you have been sending me||• ______________
STRESSED OUT // Draco imagine
“Wingardium Leviosa” you wave your wand at one of dracos pillow. You giggled while making it float over dracos head. “Y/n!” Draco looks at you. He was pacing around his room while you laid in his bed. “Ok fine. Tell me about werewolves.” You say trying to quiz him for our coming up text. “Um.. I don’t know..” He says throwing a few things around his room clearly frustrated. Waiting for him to get over his freak out you stare at the sealing of his room. His pillows and blankets smelt like him which made it feel so safe and warm. Draco sat down at the edge of his bed huffing. “Better now?” You sit up. “No I’m so stressed out!” He pushes his hair out of his face. “How can I help?” You ask. “Kiss me.” He says abruptly. Both of us surprised by what he said. “What?” You say making sure you heard him right. “Make out with me. I need to get this off my mind.” He leans in pressing his lips onto yours soft at first but it quickly hardens. Soon he was on top of you. Your hands tangled in his bond hair. He slightly moved accidentally grinding on you which makes you gasp. He takes the opportunity to enter your mouth with his tongue. For a while both your tongues wrestled and you but his lip a few times making him slightly moan. Draco breaks away and looks down at you. His lips where as red as yours felt. _____ •|| message me if you guys want part 2:)||•
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FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY SEEING THIS SMALL, SKINNY BOY STRUGGLING WITH HIS TRUNK ON THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS AND OFFERING TO HELP HIM BEFORE KNOWING WHO HE WAS
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY REALIZING THIS SMALL, SKINNY BOY IS NONE OTHER THAN HARRY POTTER AND THEY’RE SO IN AWE BECAUSE THEY GREW UP HEARING STORIES ABOUT THE BOY WHO LIVED
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY SEEING THAT THEIR BROTHER HAD QUICKLY BEFRIENDED HARRY AND DECIDED THAT THIS BOY WAS THEIR LITTLE BROTHER TOO
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY BEING SO SUPPORTIVE OF HARRY DURING QUIDDITCH AND ALWAYS STANDING UP FOR HIM
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY NOTICING THAT RON WAS WORRIED ABOUT HARRY NOT ANSWERING HIS LETTERS SO THEY VOLUNTEER TO STEAL THE FLYING CAR TO RESCUE HARRY
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY MAKING JOKES ABOUT HARRY BECAUSE THEY DON’T LIKE SEEING HARRY UPSET SO THEY TRY HARD TO MAKE HIM LAUGH AND TO MAKE OTHERS REALIZE THE RUMORS THEY’RE SPREADING ARE STUPID
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY GIVING HARRY THE MAP HIS FATHER AND HIS FRIENDS MADE WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING THEY WERE PASSING DOWN A LEGACY
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY GIVING THE MAP TO HARRY NOT EVEN THEIR OWN BROTHER BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE NEEDED IT MOST
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY SUPPORTING HARRY THROUGH THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT, BECAUSE SURE THEY’RE JEALOUS, BUT HE’S HARRY AND HE’S THEIR BROTHER SO THEY’RE GOING TO BE THERE
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY INITIALLY REFUSING TO ACCEPT THE MONEY HARRY HAD GIVEN THEM, BUT FINALLY TOOK IT BECAUSE HARRY WAS RIGHT, PEOPLE NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY TEACHING HARRY HOW TO SHAVE AND DANCE PROPERLY BECAUSE “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEVER LEARNED? YOUR UNCLE NEVER TAUGHT YOU?” SO THEY BROUGHT IT UPON THEMSELVES TO TEACH HIM
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY GIVING HARRY GIRL ADVICE, HARRY HUNCHED OVER LAUGHING BECAUSE THEIR ADVICE RANGED FROM SUPER SERIOUS TO “SERIOUSLY, PETTING HER HAIR WHILE SAYING ‘PERFECT’ IS A SURE FIRE WAY TO GET HER TO DATE YOU”
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY OCCASIONALLY ASKING HARRY TO SIT WITH THEM WHEN RON AND HERMIONE AREN’T WITH HIM
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY SHOWING HARRY THEIR EXPERIMENTS AND CONSTANTLY THANKING HIM FOR THE MONEY BECAUSE HARRY HELPED THEM ACHIEVED THEIR DREAM, SOMETHING WHICH HARRY WAS PROUD TO DO
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH HARRY AND CONSTANTLY SUPPORTING HARRY THROUGH HIS DARKEST DAYS BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN HARRY SO MUCH
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY MAKING SURE HARRY IS SAFE AND REASSURING THE WIZARDING WORLD THAT HARRY WILL HELP
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY NOT ONLY WORRYING ABOUT RON, BUT OF HARRY, THEIR BROTHER, AND HERMIONE BECAUSE THEY KNOW THERE’S NO ONE TO CARE FOR THEM ANYMORE
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY FIGHTING IN THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS NOT ONLY FOR THEIR FAMILY, BUT FOR HARRY, THE SMALL, SKINNY BOY THEY MET ON THE TRAIN SO LONG AGO WHO WAS NOW A MAN FIGHTING FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN.
FRED WEASLEY DYING BECAUSE HE WAS FIGHTING FOR HARRY, SOMETHING HARRY WILL NEVER GET OVER.
GEORGE WEASLEY NEVER GETTING MAD AT HARRY, BECAUSE HE AND FRED FOUGHT FOR THEIR LITTLE BROTHER AND THEY WOULD NEVER LET THEIR BROTHER GO THROUGH THE WORLD ALONE
FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY BEING THE BEST DAMN OLDER BROTHERS TO HARRY POTTER.
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The Houses as Your Friends
Gryffindors: doesn't give in to peer pressure, wants to be vegetarian but loves meat too much, never replies to messages, stresses over everything, has so many embarrassing stories, literally queen.
Hufflepuffs: laughs at inappropriate times, doesn't like people seeing them sad, procrastinates so badly but still manages to get everything done on time??, cries when they're ignored, can't help but make you smile.
Ravenclaws: instagram game strong af, has no clue about what to do in the future, best laugh ever, doesn't know when to act seriously, weird secret talents, resting bitch face, you can trust them with your life.
Slytherins: doesn't care if they're annoying, super touchy, tries too hard, somehow friends with everybody, eats so much but still super slim?? literally laughs at everything, secretly a sweetheart.
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I’m dead XD
My goal in life is to annoy you as much as possible by asking all the questions that come to my head. You ready? Here we go; What's your favorite meme to ever be created ,it could be a dead meme, a meme that is stupid or just a meme that happened to be here but is going to leave soon. Any meme. What is thou's favorite?
He boot too big for he gotdamn feet, sponge gar, rwow, I’m going to jail, Sakura con 2009, everything from Valium village, mad tea party and some others
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*o* Beautiful!
Something to irritate you: What's your favorite color?
Purple!
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;-; I creh
I need some advice, I'm hella gay(Lesbian), but like, why are fictional guys so cute tho?
Oh I can’t help ya there buddy sorry
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What shade of purple?
Something to irritate you: What's your favorite color?
Purple!
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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water
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Do Jason in 25 but he's wearing water wings :3c
don’t bully him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is me hard, fuck.
Took me a year, but I finally finished this.
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