theshopdude

[theshopdude]

A Pan here fuck everyone of y’all homophobes im gay and more all at once >:3

For your opinion >:3

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIIIITT THIS GUY IS CHASING ME REPLY WITH TIPS

Alternative names for fantasy “golems”?

Since it started as an inconsiderate name grab from Judaism that who’s most famous example was something built to fight against racists and prevent genocide into a mere monster.

While there are more dangerou golems, they were generally monstrous due to being overly literal or “what is life?” philosophy questions.

“Construct” in general is probably good. 

Maybe individual less generic names 

Puns based on golems are fine I feel to an extent.  And similar concepts aren’t inherently anti-Semitic, but you know…

[theshopdude]

I’ll sell it in a bundle of this annddddd a invisibility cloak made of ultra violet rays!

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[theshopdude]

🤢🤮

I ate it😭😭😭😭😭

Like I’m a mountain god this shouldn’t hurt

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮

Modern poetry

[theshopdude]

This is actually how I sew my stuff but I have a few extraordinarily broken ones in the back they have a lil power so if you can harvest it then put it in say a tender loin steak and eat it you can make a lot of things super fast!

Now, this is different- a skeleton sewing machine for your goth or Halloween decor. I couldn't find it on Google, but I have been told that it's been seen at JoAnn Fabrics.

[theshopdude]

Bro wtf why is there so many pikmin

WHY IS THERE A BOMB ROCK PIKMIN

NOOOO KAMIKAZI

Wait different pussmin

[theshopdude]

Bulboid bread guy red ranger Buddy pal killer

[theshopdude]

Yoo the realm is accepting suggestions say them in the reply’s

[theshopdude]

Resell value is insane I’ll sell it for 7 dabloons

no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you're doing on here

[theshopdude]

Wait septicle!

hmmm

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Yooo my new discord! It’s for my realms!!

[theshopdude]

What is red flavor apple, cherry, watermelon?

We will never know

20 dabloons

Popular Science May 1954

[theshopdude]

I’m selling it!

20 dabloons

Item: Goo Driving arcade machine

(Source: Sailor Moon, if you couldn’t tell)

[theshopdude]

10 posts!

Wahoo

[theshopdude]

I’ll sell the horse in a car!

5 dabloons

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[theshopdude]

A clown named chunky haunts it!

5 dabloons

hmmm

[theshopdude]

The flute can summon the dead!

Atk:what?

Def:20

Durability:15

It can be used 2 times and each time 5 durability is used up when you are at the last 5 give it back to me!

6 dabloons

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