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This will be me this Halloween

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idk if you’ve seen this but i thought of you guys so fucking hard

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So, the super bowl is just around the corner

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Here’s a fun prank: tell your mom she’s going to be a Grammy.  Pause for effect.  When she looks good and scared, add “… audience member!”  Hilarity ensues. That’s right, you could take your mom (or anybody! I’m just biased in favour of moms) to the 55th Annual Grammys.  You and three guests could be walking the red carpet, rubbing elbows (and ONLY elbows, let’s not go crazy here) with the stars, and witnessing performances by The Black Keys, Fun., Mumford & Sons, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and more on February 10th.  We’ll send you there: tickets, hotel, airfare.  The whole shebang (and shebangs are expensive these days, yo.). All you have to do to enter is sign up: getustothegrammys.com.  Contest closes February 3rd.

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When cats can’t accomplish something, they just pretend they were about to do a different thing.

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