The baby bat Screamed out in fright, "Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light."
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"but they are not canon"
Do I look like I give a fuck
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your dash has been BATFLIED
reblog to batfly other dashes
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Joker crashing a ball at Wayne Manor
Men in dresses season masterpost
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adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself
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Haven't seriously posted on here in a while I have turned into a lurker! Anyway here have my b-day drawing (in Jan lol) depicting me and Joker dressed in my clothes for now until I get my art sorted since I haven't had the ability to post it here duo to exam season.🤣

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#I got my grandfather’s name! How neat!#It’s a tradition to name your children after your or your partner’s parents where I come from
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I just saw a fanfic author on tiktok advertising their fic like booktok does and peace and love but friend. your real life actual face??? associated with your fic???
listen, as far as y'all are concerned, I am a sentient seal with access to a keyboard, and we’re leaving it at that
#as far as you are concerned I am a shadow accompanying the moon each night for a dance#you won’t catch me dead with my ao3 history let alone works…well#iconic tho not gonna lie
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girlie stop scrolling through tumblr you are one second away from crumbling under academic pressure
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uquiz! what type of trapped in the narrative are you.
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Yeah I'm feeling entirely ordinary about the deadly duo finale why do you ask


Canon Joker masochism? Yes good.




I feel like I've been... reverse queerbaited??? Heterobaited perhaps? Effervescent.



They are friends. :)




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"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad
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Genuinely have not stopped thinking about these lines from Batman: The Audio Adventures since I first read them.

"... and we are redeemed by the madness we share."
I don't even have a silly little meta or anything for this I just. Ouhhhghhuughhiuhhhhfgg. This shit is constantly playing on a loop in the back of my mind.
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Batman made the Joker a Bat-Family Suit!!!

I originally thought this was a prototype suit that was just laying around the Batcave. Maybe an original Huntress suit?

Nope, Batman made this suit specifically for the Joker. I have so many questions. How’d he get the Jokers measurements? Who checked the inseam? Does he just have the Joker’s shoe size memorized? Also this was kind of a spur of the moment team up which means, Bruce already had this premade for the Joker and, even made it his favorite color. The obsession must be mutual or, Batman has secret hopes for the Joker to become a good guy?

Look at that, Batman even made Joker’s suit tushy flattering 😭
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#usually ASMR or some podcast maybe a crime documentary or ghost investigation like Buzzfeed unsolved that kind of stuff…#hate melatonin have some weird ass trippy dreams even without it sometimes let alone if I do#I used to watch gaming but god do mark and jack scream like there is no tomorrow#any time I put an internet drama thing I just get way to invested and end up watching it instead of sleeping
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All of the above and more I often maladaptive dream to it too as well as sing along,dance and vibe in general
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sobbing finding out that good ol Bruce is a hoarder 😭 won’t kill his enemies, but crush em with a giant penny to take their shit
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