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I’ve had to log out and in just to be able to post this

Why didn’t Tumblr let me post anything

It didn’t even safe the draft, but I’m too lazy to re write it

Anyways, here’s the full page:

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This got stuck in my head after that "Legend of Zegend" edit crossed my dash again, and I was genuinely surprised to learn that – as far as I'm able to determine – literally nobody has done this one yet. So now this exists.

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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Evil overlord who keeps trying to kidnap the neighbouring kingdom's head of state for evil magic reasons, but it's an elected position with a well-defined order of succession, so the spell stops working every time the next person on the list steps into the role and they have to re-do the whole abduction from scratch. They're on the Deputy Minster of Urban Development at this point, and the overlord is running out of dungeon.

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One guard lies. One guard tells the truth. One guard thinks he's telling the truth but operates from deeply unsound epistemological principles that were inculcated by his elders to steer him to specific predefined conclusions, he's not lying but nothing he says is as actionable as he thinks it is. One guard is honest but he's got that thing where he keeps confusing your left and right with his left and right, and even when it's just him he's always got to stop and think for a second to remember which is which, and long story short he's never once said the correct door on the first try. One guard says whatever the first guard to speak says because he's afraid of being left out. One guard claims the opposite of whoever was first to speak because he's a contrarian. One guard does that fuckass postmodern "what is truth" song and dance because he doesn't actually know which door is the correct one, he lost the briefing packet and for obvious reasons he can't pick a door to check in person. Defeats the whole point if you can come back

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Were-something whose true curse is constantly having their animal aspect wildly misidentified because it's something slightly obscure even before the blended-with-human-features part, and most people are honestly just guessing.

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Were-something whose true curse is constantly having their animal aspect wildly misidentified because it's something slightly obscure even before the blended-with-human-features part, and most people are honestly just guessing.

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This got stuck in my head after that "Legend of Zegend" edit crossed my dash again, and I was genuinely surprised to learn that – as far as I'm able to determine – literally nobody has done this one yet. So now this exists.

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(Deltarune Chapter 3 Spoilers)

So. About Ramb.

Excerpt from the "Grillby's Rogues' Gallery" Newsletter comic:

I can't even begin to guess at the implications of this.

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this is based entirely off of the fact that the "complete without issue" chapter completion trophies are cancelled if you get the eggs, making the eggs the issue LKDSLKF

i just think it would be so funny if we had two mysterious forgotten guys and they hated each other

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I'm not a huge fan of Doctor Who's format, but I have to admit its writers have the right idea when it comes to navigating the competing needs of episodic versus serial television. Just do pure monster of the week shit, then every dozen or so episodes have a guy show up and gloatingly explain how a bunch of those seemingly disconnected crises were secretly part of his master plan. Why did he go to all that trouble? Because fuck you. What's his ultimate goal? Also fuck you.

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But can they factor in that I know they’ll just fuck up my truth tables into their fuckery? How far can the mind games go?

Throwing a fun wrinkle into the abstruse verbal logic puzzles securing various parts of my domain by including a small random chance that any given guard is actually just a normal guy doing a bit.

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people who can do lineart never cease to amaze me. that's a shapes and you made it a lines. incredible

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Throwing a fun wrinkle into the abstruse verbal logic puzzles securing various parts of my domain by including a small random chance that any given guard is actually just a normal guy doing a bit.

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Some dream bug plush concepts