theslorper
theslorper
its my first day in sex world be nice to me
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tad/toad. 29. he/they. 18+ only im gonna be nasty on here
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theslorper · 11 hours ago
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actually kind of funny how different pain types do different things to the brain in regards to horniness. nothing sexy about this sinus headache at all. but the stinging pain in my legs from that sunburn i had a few weeks ago, constant burning every time i moved, especially when wearing jeans? ngl. that did a little something for me i cant explain it
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theslorper · 11 hours ago
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feeling horny while sick is kind of miserable. my head hurts way too much for me to achieve any amount of satisfaction
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theslorper · 1 day ago
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this ratty old pajama shirt im wearing has a little hole in it directly in the middle of my boob and the urge to keep sticking my nipple through it keeps winning. its the perfect size its just really funny to me
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theslorper · 2 days ago
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im not thrilled on the whole ‘having a vagina’ concept but i must accept that this is a gift god gives to the boys he knows will have the most constant and embarassing boners. at least im given some peace in this life
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theslorper · 8 days ago
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Hey feel free to ramble more about navel play maybe…. If you want…. I’m kind of intrigued by it now
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any time i see navel content online, it often gets straight to the point, dipping fingers and tongue right in, swirling them around and pressing in and out, and for solo play or as a spectator that is very effective and hot. but ill tell you from experience that drawing it out with a partner makes the whole thing so much more rewarding. a regular make out session leads to fingers creeping under your shirt and brushing lightly over the skin of your belly. they ghost across your center, causing involuntary gasps and sending faint shivers up your spine. your lover moves down your body to press kisses across your stomach, maybe sucking a few bruises into your sensitive flesh as they go. their free hands could be fondling your chest, or pinning you down by your arms or neck if you try to wriggle under them. perhaps they slip a couple fingers into your mouth to wet them before dragging them in circles around the edges of your navel, so close to giving you want you want, teasing you mercilessly until you start to beg for it. as their fingers dance across your middle and your pleas fall from your lips, they press their mouth against yours in a deep kiss, and finally you feel a finger dip inside your navel. the electricity that shoots through you is immediate. they press hard into your core over and over again, one finger becoming two, their tongue in your mouth keeping you from screaming out. its a little pain and a lot of pleasure and its the greatest rush in the world
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theslorper · 8 days ago
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i may have gotten a little carried away answering ur ask, anon... uhh hope ur ready for some horny slop cos i have a lot of very specific thoughts on the matter apparently
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theslorper · 8 days ago
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One of my biggest fantasies is to have a couple flirt with me and take me home
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theslorper · 8 days ago
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i too will bite the hand that feeds me maybe even kiss it n lick it n suck on it a lil idk
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theslorper · 8 days ago
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Do we know mathematically why its so hot when someone puts their thumb on their lovers tongue and then they suck it?????
Whats the math on that
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theslorper · 9 days ago
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Can you explain what navel play is
its stimulating the navel with fingers/toys/tongue etc. i think belly buttons are really fucking hot and am extremely sensitive to the touch in and all around that area. its better than sex to me. feels fucking incredible, highly recommended
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theslorper · 10 days ago
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being into weird ass kinks sucks cos any time i get into some new fandom i go to ao3 and all my favorite searches turn up Zero results. fuck me i guess im reading boring ass regular sex fics again... heavy sigh...
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theslorper · 10 days ago
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It's somewhat classical the romanticism of a vampire drinking their significant other's blood nowadays, the whole vision of gently kissing their skin before sinking their teeth in, just made to seem romantic in a way right?
But I've been thinking about desperation feeding, not like they are hungry and haven't had blood in days, no not at all, I mean that desperate craving for someone that makes your skin itch and feel tight across your bones. I've been thinking about a vampire so desperate and enthralled with their partner that when they settle in and are allowed to feed from them it's feral and bordering on violent how they bite into them.
Fingers digging into shoulder blades as they sink their teeth into the meat of their collar, legs tangled and holding them in place as they drink, greedy wet gulping sounds, the feral blood drunk part of their brain cooing in delight as they drink from such a warm body, a messy feeding as blood coats their chin and neck when they pull away. Eyes blazing red as they kiss you, making you taste your own blood as their fangs nick our lips and they suckle and lick away at the wound while kissing you still.
I want to envision torn shirts with finger shreds along the back from how they had clawed and torn at the material.
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theslorper · 12 days ago
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theslorper · 13 days ago
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*Me sitting down to write smut.*
But first! We must thoroughly understand this man's fractured and devastated sense of self. Only then can we truly appreciate how connected he feels to her while finger-banging the soul from her body.
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theslorper · 13 days ago
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we don't even have to have sex just pin me down and kiss me for thirty to forty minutes and i will be in heaven
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theslorper · 13 days ago
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need a girl to pin me down and fuck me over and over again until the only word i can say is "please, please, please." i'm so overstimulated but it feels so good and you're so proud of me for taking it so well. i'm moaning so loudly that you have to put your fingers in my mouth to shut me up— i suck on them immediately, because good sluts always do. i'm squirming when you put your mouth on my clit, and you have to hold my hips to the bed— i cum again. it feels so fucking good. with every orgasm the noises get wetter and i get louder, and it's all for you. "do you want to cum again?" god, how could i say no to that?
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theslorper · 13 days ago
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there's ppl in the world who don't even know tdick exists. what do they think about all day? why do they get out of bed? what the fuck are they doing??????
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