theslothdisciple
theslothdisciple
meme lord
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Yo wassup my name's Alexis. I'm 20 years old and korrasami trash.
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theslothdisciple Β· 5 years ago
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OMG JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE ANOTHER EAR OF CORN IN MY FRIDGE πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’žβ€πŸ’˜πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’žβ€πŸ’˜πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’žβ€πŸ’˜πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’• πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’žβ€πŸ’˜πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’žβ€πŸ’˜πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’• πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’žβ€πŸ’˜πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’žβ€πŸ’˜πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’žβ€πŸ’˜πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’žβ€πŸ’˜πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’•
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theslothdisciple Β· 5 years ago
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yes i am baby monkey please feed
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theslothdisciple Β· 6 years ago
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12 Ways to Make Your Life Simpler
1. Stop multitasking. Focus on one thing at a time.
2. Get there ten minutes early. Avoid the confusion and hassle of arriving late.
3. Write things down. Organize your thoughts, and keep a list of tasks you need to complete.
4. Meditate. Breathe.
5. Enjoy the simple pleasures. Take the time to appreciate the things you are grateful for in life.
6. Eat slower. Relax. Enjoy your meals.
7. Go for walks. Slow life down a bit. Collect your thoughts.
8. Cut back on your possessions. Donate some of your things.
9. Keep a journal. Write down your thoughts and feelings to work through your challenges.
10. Plan your week ahead of time. Take fifteen minutes to sort through your schedule for the week.
11. Get plenty of sleep. Rest and relaxation will have you thinking clearly.
12. Stop watching television. No need to distract yourself more than what is necessary from your very busy life.
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theslothdisciple Β· 6 years ago
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My taste in fashion knew I was a lesbian before I did
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Catherine Opie, from β€œDomestic" series, 1995-1998.
In 1998 Catherine Opie embarked (along with her dog) on a β€œgreat American road trip.” Over three months she completed a 9,000-mile journey across the United States photographing lesbian families and couples in their home environments. The resulting series of photographs titled Domestic (1995–98) presents these families involved in everyday household activities: relaxing in their backyard, hanging out in their kitchen, or playing with their children. There is no sensationalism here. These intimate photographs speak both to Opie’s identification with her subjects and to the overwhelming absence of such images in mainstream representations.
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theslothdisciple Β· 6 years ago
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area 51 on september 20th 2019
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theslothdisciple Β· 6 years ago
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me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me
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BOOKSMART (2019) ➑Dir. Olivia Wilde
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BOOKSMART (2019) dir. Olivia Wilde
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theslothdisciple Β· 6 years ago
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So I found this on youtubeΒ  Thanks to whomever made thisΒ  This made my morningΒ  THis is funny XDΒ  <3Β 
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theslothdisciple Β· 6 years ago
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theslothdisciple Β· 6 years ago
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meirl
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theslothdisciple Β· 6 years ago
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me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
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