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I was really hoping for an angry crashout this time, not the kind where I listen to music and cry 😬.

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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

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homestuck day observed

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The gynecologist was surprised to learn I wanted an IUD because apparently another trans guy just recently told her, very confidently, that he can't get pregnant because T makes you infertile.

Guys. Boys. Dudes. Folks... Don't play with fire.

Testosterone can inhibit some of the other hormonal levels that trigger ovulation, making ovulation less predictable. Many peoples’ ovaries will release eggs less frequently, if at all. However, this doesn’t mean that ovulation entirely stops if someone is taking testosterone. This means that a person on T can still be fertile and get pregnant while on testosterone.

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For whatever reason I've found myself surrounded by a lot more infants and toddlers than I normally would, it inspired me to write something.

Small, tiny, little human Full of potential and expectation The big ones dominate your life and dictate who you will be and who you are Dressed as little men and women Before you can exclaim identity The truth of your inner-self buried beneath burns hotter than any star Bigger now, still in-between A scary time to face Rejecting who they tell you to be Being yourself, taking that space

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this callout couldve been a block button

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the lemon demon guy, trying to get you to start estrogen: "redesign your boner"

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

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my sister's baby shower has a "suggestion box"

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ahh, reddit, where 4channers teach you new ethnic slurs

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what is it with able bodied people saying “get well soon” after you say that you’re chronically ill?? like? i am not gonna? and i once literally responded with “i’m not gonna, it’s chronic, as in permanent.” and they went like “oh well, hope you get better!” like bro 💀

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Honestly, part of why it irritates me when people act performatively shocked at the homophobia in 2000s media is it wasn't just media. "Can you believe this aired in 2008" buddy, in 2008 I was having shit thrown at me from moving cars for having long hair, and you wanna get worked up about sitcoms?

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