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something i really enjoy and that i don't really see anyone commenting about is how Kendra's inner monologue is so often accidentally funny. like sometimes you'll read something from a Seth chapter and you can tell it was purposely written to get a little snort out of you, but Kendra will casually hit you with the most insane train of thought. it gets me everytime when the Teenage Girl Realness seeps through the narration

DOUBLE WHAMMY!

she's so genuine about it too. not once does she get the "oh no my brain is just being silly heehee" treatment. her thought process is just like That

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“i wanna ride warren burgess while vanessa santoro calls me a whore” -me 24/7

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so. kendra and seth are “rallying support” from “”“"other creatures”“”“ of wyrmroost. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

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stop.......hurting seth sorenson. just stop it. anyone who is thinking of hurting him? cut it out. no one wants that

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the fairies and all other creatures of light: completely evacuate the fairy kingdom in order to fight in the battle of zzyzx

the demons:

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gayblehaven

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@notpuckconnolly exactly

so. kendra and seth are “rallying support” from “”“"other creatures”“”“ of wyrmroost. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

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so. kendra and seth are "rallying support" from """"other creatures"""" of wyrmroost. cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

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Now that author Brandon Mull has finished with the Five Kingdoms series, Dragonwatch series fans should rejoice. This fantastic continuation…

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anyway seth sorenson is trans + likes boys and these are facts

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Kendra [about dragons]: You know the indigenous species of wrymroost can be real aggresive eh, so it’s important to take all neseccary precautions when approaching.

Kendra: *blasts airhorn in a celebrant’s face*

Kendra: GET FUCKED.

based of this

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kendra's legacy

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i feel so bad for bracken's parents like they've gone thru so much b.s. and JUST when the family is back together??? their son goes to fight his emo cousin and stops returning anyone's calls

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anyway seth sorenson is trans and he likes boys and thems the facts

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kendra, to the group chat: so yeah seth and i are running this preserve now i guess

normal teen friend #3: that has to be breaking some kind of child labor law

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me, two years ago: i need bracken and kendra together in the new series omg

me, now:

GROWN BRACKEN/KENDRA WHERE THEY'VE TAKEN TIME TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AS FRIENDS AND ALLIES AND NOTHING ROMANTIC HAPPENS BETWEEN THEM UNTIL KENDRA IS AN ACTUAL ADULT WHO HAS COME INTO HER OWN AND IS MORE SECURE IN HERSELF