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my boobs are so awesome and suckable but my neck just isn't flexible enough to get down there
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*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*
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i like to think that i got fired from my last liquor store job because they caught me on the security camera swinging the 1.75l bottle of willett pot still reserve bourbon like a baseball bat on a slow day
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do u think anyone has ever successfully slipped an amen break into a hypno audio
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I'm bored, i don't know what do. Well, I actually know what to do, I still have a lot of sprite to make for demo I'm working on but I don't want to do it right now
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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
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when did bunlith's waist get more snatched than a baby from a crib 🫣🏖
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when did bunlith's waist get more snatched than a baby from a crib 🫣🏖
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ʚ buff fluttershy ɞ because i'm here to deliver what you didn't thought you needed before 🐇💌
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Girls with swords are great but there aren't enough girls with flanged maces or morning stars to go around. Give me a woman who does bludgeoning damage
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Dragonsong
(So it's Heavensward's 10 year anniversary today…. 🥲 man)
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