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2025 is a terrible year to be a jazz singer. the word scat is basically unusable and you can't even say skibidi

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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They call me Johnny Six-Bowls. No, I don't smoke weed, it's - yeah, I know. It's cause when I cook I need a buncha those little bowls to put my stuff in. You know, cut up veggies and stuff. What's the word. Mise en place. Yeah. So I gotta have a bunch of em with stuff all prepped before I start. Elsewise it's all chaos. Anyway. You here to duel? Or should I give you head

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it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

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I've had bones for too long. I need to turn into a liquid and exist as a puddle of goo for a few dozen hours

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bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

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i love when people get so online that they start talking about how you shouldnt call yourself a pervert if youre only into normie shit like petplay and erotic hypnosis

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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

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LOVE AND PEACE FOR IT/ITS PRONOUNS

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A little reminder that the "scary" neurodivergents belong in the community too. The ones with intrusive thoughts. The ones who seem self-centered.

The people with ocd, bpd, npd. Stuff like that. They belong here too.

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if you enter the afterlife and they gave a stat sheet for everything in your life what random stat are you checking first

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Man, FUCK cell phones no longer having headphone jacks. Every time I get in my car, there's like a 60% chance it'll just randomly disconnect the bluetooth after 15-90 seconds, forcing me to turn it off and back on in my phone and reconnect everything. If I had to do that every time I tried to listen to music, I'd take my Sennheiser HD 599s by the cord and whip John/Joann Bluetooth (the inventor of bluetooth) to death on their wireless cross. Thankfully I still have a headphone jack on my phone, but the day I snap is fast approaching, friends.

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I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise

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the queer community NEEDS to care about those of us that are living in deeply conservative areas

they did not get to choose where they grew up and they are living under the harshest oppression

we cant punish them for where they live, we need to be working to help them as well

and that includes building online communities and resources that they can access and where they can feel safe

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I think "slop" is a strong contender for world of the year 2025, as it seems to be universally recognizable as a description for the majority of output produced in the name of Return on Investment.

Sure it means algorithmically generative slop now, but look at housing construction, durable appliances, food, automobiles, you name it and tell me it's not just more slop. If enshittification is the process, slop is the result.

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My goal and dream and deepest desire is for every black child and every black adult to know the safety and security and hope and love we all should have been offered from birth. And even if it came late to you, I hope you know that you are still worthy of it.