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deeply enamored with this little tuff of hair stan always has

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my birthday is next week so i ask you all, if you so kindly could, to spare a moment of your time to think about… them…

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Slenderverse ladies.

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A British teenager had a seizure while playing an online video game. His friend 5,000 miles away in Texas called UK police, saving his life.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-51063009

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saw a show on netflix called the order and apparently it’s about a secret society so that’s neat

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stan: gets startled by a noise

also stan: realizes quickly that it is just his beautiful wife

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mmmmmmmghh

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OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK IT GOT OUT. fr doe. epic chernobyl dog. thats it. 

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i can’t stop thinking about this

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Please, please, have a seat.

I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you

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Always wanted to make series of images inspired by song lyrics like all the cool kids do.

Bright Mouths - Electric President

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Hi I’m sorry for not being on much but, on this episode of Stan Frederick facts, Connors last name is Dwight.

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Hi I'm sorry for not being on much but, on this episode of Stan Frederick facts, Connors last name is Dwight.

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comm for @mio-nika

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A word of advice to trans women

Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

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