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Polite society does not approve of such depraved unions. In fact, it is revolted by the whole idea. You, on the other hand...

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what I love about those timid handwringing “am I allowed to breathe air???” types is sometimes a miracle will happen and something in their brains will snap and you can watch them kill the hall monitor in their heads with a shovel

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Unfounded theories for what the summer event could be, go

Virginia's Running A Spa Event Special

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life

thank you for voting

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"came back wrong" you could not come back wrong even if you tried. you've changed, beyond recognition, but while my eyes may not know you, my heart still does. i love you.

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while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

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taking poor edward too seriously as is my wont but just thinking a lot lately about the horror of traumatic abuse that doesn't show on the body, the horror of being in a terrible situation but you Look Fine, the headcanons of Edward's weird strength and speed etc being due to Orphanage Experiments, the fact that despite him almost certainly having been mistreated there he doesn't seem to bear visible scars from his time as an Orphanage Boy, surely most people would at LEAST come out looking haunted or broken in some way but he still looks like a rosy-cheeked innocent boy despite everything that's happened to him and everything he's had to become in response……. and thinking about the fact that he goes by "Poor Edward" and wears a literal tragedy mask at all times. he wants to be a nightmare, he wants to be feared and powerful, but what he's decided to make his appearance forever is just something that looks like he ought to. Just thinking about the idea that it's ugly and strange and incongruous with the whole rest of his "elegant" presentation, but on some level he needs people to look at him and know that something's wrong with him, because without the mask, nobody could tell.

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there is a part of you that wants to devour (2022)

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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

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what if i told you he's just a little guy [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

i need to make an animatic to Aqua's Doctor Jones with Edward and Tomas but for now here's this

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sorry for giggling so much while you're trying to fuck me i'm just excited

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭… Hello brilliant Doctor of Science! I kneel before you, shaking with fear, nauseous with shame that I even dare ask this question; May I have 12 extra hours to complete the work you assigned me? Kindest, beautifulest regards, Your loyal studypig. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼… Ok

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@iinkhorn submitted: Two scientist spiders I found in the lab. Everyone was impressed with me picking up the 'brown recluses.' My guess is female and male southern house spider in eastern NC. Why the long face?

You are exactly right, a female (top) and male Kukulcania hibernalis. As you seem to know already, male southern house spiders are easy to tell apart from recluses because of their silly-long pedipalps sticking straight off their face.

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Im seeing ur Baby™️ reblogs and now all i can think about is a LFs version of that croods audio that goes “RELEASE THE BABY!!!” XD

EHJSFJKSJKFJKSFJKKJFSKJ real and canon thats basically what happens in some of the wedding routes