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So like, what the fuck is The Spleen anyways?

It just sounded much more clever than “spill your guts” I guess. Guts is like a dumb joke, akin to a fart joke or a scratch n’ sniff sticker. Actually I even think there’s a Battletoad called Guts so that actually proves my point. That sorta dumb humour, juvenile boy magazine humour. To “vent your spleen” just sounds much more intellectual.

So that’s why this is called The Spleen Blog, I guess it is a sister blog to my other Cheerier Sandals one but like I felt there needed to be a separate non serious component which I’ll somehow shoehorn in there. And an even less serious one but still filled with decent ideas and focuses on my fucking pratfalls.

This is sadly the decent idea/fucking pratfall blog. Sometimes I just get hung up on dumb shit and need to write about it, but like obviously I can’t just shit talk the blog on the fucking blog. Who the fuck would read it then? I wanna get regal about other blog’s writing proactive, but they’re the fucking professionals, I’m a ‘qualified’ but obviously not on the job guy just writing stuff for self satisfaction. At least I’m not blowing my way to the top on yet another “Top 7 reasons” list, or sucking the shit outta some bands bullhole while writing my stuff. 

I just want to say this is good, give a GOOD comparison point and provide a medium for them to find it at.

Thanks for reading.