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sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before
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>two parts oatmeal one part milk
that shit goes down smooth as silk
>two parts oatmeal one part rice
kinda weird but could be nice
>two parts oatmeal one part stew
now it's getting hard to chew
>two parts oatmeal one part mole
um no thanks i'm really full
>two parts oatmeal one part mouse
what the fuck dude leave my house
>two parts oatmeal one part arm
where'd that come from who'd you harm
>two parts oatmeal one part ned
who is that oh god he's dead
>two parts oatmeal one part gourd
oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!
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Misty of Chincoteague. Written by Marguerite Henry. Illustrated by Wesley Dennis. 1947.
Internet Archive
#oughhhh i remember these illustrations#the horses always looked so fluffy i wanted to pet them so bad
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i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?
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You'll never believe this but the AI told them that they did such a good job on everything and its recommendation was to keep doing their funky little thing!!!!!! Yayyyyyyy
I used AI to summarize a bunch of different highly specific work-related shit for me and give me recommendations and it turns out its dumb as bricks and lied to me and made shit up all over the damn place and gave me shit recommendations to boot. As you can probably understand this was very shocking and disappointing for me because I thought the AI was basically a little magic guy in a computer and I didn't interrogate that thought at all.
Anyways now I'm using AI to summarize a bunch of different highly specific work-related shit for me and give me recommendations.
-my fucking coworkers
#FUCKING christ.#perhaps the AI is doing the same thing it did last time which is telling you what you want to hear#have we considered this as a possibility
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I used AI to summarize a bunch of different highly specific work-related shit for me and give me recommendations and it turns out its dumb as bricks and lied to me and made shit up all over the damn place and gave me shit recommendations to boot. As you can probably understand this was very shocking and disappointing for me because I thought the AI was basically a little magic guy in a computer and I didn't interrogate that thought at all.
Anyways now I'm using AI to summarize a bunch of different highly specific work-related shit for me and give me recommendations.
-my fucking coworkers
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"you should be at the club" incorrect "you should be at pirate weekend at the renn fair" well this we cannot refute.
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i've learned that a labubu is a doll but i'm still not quite sure what it is specifically or why people want them
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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was
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Cooking at a friend or relative’s house is very fun first you have to get out not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet not that cabinet a bowl and second
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books you can find in Barnes and Noble
No Uterus No Glory: The Untold Story Of Brave American Women In The Blood Diamond Trade
Joe Rogan’s UNCENSORED Guide To Growing A Pair You Fucking Pussy
batman cookbook
Queer As H*ll: 250 Poems That Aren’t Good
A Firefighter Date With A… Pirate!? The 31st entry in the Firefighter Date series (has outsold the Bible)
Bhagavad Gita manga
The ADHD Emperor’s Pet Hat
Freedom Talks: Negotiating Like A Patriot
I Was President, by Bill Clinton
minecraft
The Red Grip Of Communism: An Unbiased History
A Sword Of Court And Woe
A Horse Of Force And Rose
A Throne Of Bone And Gloam
A Wand Of Land And Hand
A Fate Of Late And Great
A Drink Of Crown And Glory
I’m an Israeli artist and this is my modest proposal
kurt vonnegut cat’s cradle 257th edition
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watching the 2018 milwaukee ballet production of dracula and y'all the dracula/jonathan pas de deux is amazing
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