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sucking the balls doesn't even do anything

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Sodom was such an iconic town that anal sex was named after it. Gomorrah wishes

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

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Who wants to come over for video games and gay sex

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What if we went on a hike and sucked each others d*ck’s under a waterfall 👉👈

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Tom Hardy in an interview for The Bikeriders

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Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

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Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

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Blue is such a good color 💙

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RIP Hugh. You would have loved poppers 💔

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‘what are you planning to do with your degree?’ maybe jerk off for a few years i dont know

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