thesquidwizard
Imagine a squid
some kind of oat and bran 'cookie', low tolerance for online behaviours.
Sometimes i may reblog and delete things: I have a keyboard walking pigeon
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#my dad convinced my older siblings there was furnace monster that needed jubjubes to be kept tame he maintained this for awhile#one day he got tired of it i guess so he hid me in the closet and brought them to my room#with a huge sob story that they had failed and i had been eaten and when they were full panicked he opened the closet#and left the room just leaving me confused with my sobbing siblings
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the idea that women not preforming femininity are inherently masculine and any women wearing even the simplest things made for women are feminine is so aggravating and new and yet you hear it from all sides.
a woman with short hair and jeans is masc
a woman with a pony tail and maxi skirt is fem
fuck off you are all so annoying
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We really don’t talk enough about the spleen these days. People used to talk about the spleen like it was the king of organs, Shakespeare wrote it verse, these days you’re lucky if someone even knows they have one. Moby Dick opens with Ishmael going to sea to drive off the spleen, what have you done for your spleen lately? I want to be complemented on the splendour of my spleen, just once. I want to taste splenetic delights.
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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see
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i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard
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i think i deserve an unlimited supply of silk/cotton fingering weight yarn
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
2x08 - “Su-zakana”
happy 10th anniversary of this episode giving us two of the most iconic lines in the entire show
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had a moment where i was attracted to a male armpit
im better now
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