thestandardnerd
thestandardnerd
The Standard Nerd
411 posts
I come here not to praise Caesar, but to make fun of strangers.
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thestandardnerd · 10 years ago
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Does that mean your Hogwarts divergent or factionless?
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I’m re-reading Harry Potter (last time I read it I was NINE YEARS OLD GUYS) and one of my old childhood fears is back.
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thestandardnerd · 10 years ago
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I'm glad they're giving fuckboys uniforms now. Makes them easier to spot.
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thestandardnerd · 10 years ago
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thestandardnerd · 10 years ago
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On February 26, the FCC is going to decide if the internet should stay free and fair, or if it should be handed over to the cable companies.
You don’t want them to pick the cable companies.
Join everybody on the internet to help the FCC do the right thing.
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thestandardnerd · 10 years ago
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Hi I'm auditioning for the role of Humbert Humbert and I'll be singing "Are You Experienced?" by Jimi Hendrix.
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thestandardnerd · 10 years ago
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Hi I'm auditioning for the role of Miss Havisham and I'll be singing "The Lazy Song" by Bruno Mars.
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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this blog gives me life. I have a specific tag dedicated to baby goats. I asked my mom for a baby goat for Christmas. I'm so happy I've found this blog b
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thanks! i want a baby goat for christmas too
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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Waking up on November 30th vs. waking up on December 1st by MrLegenDarius
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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Just in case you weren’t sure what today was.
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO STUDY WITH TUMBLR OPEN]
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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The State Farm Facebook just posted this xDD
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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Roger Debris's entourage knows what's up. #TONYS
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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thestandardnerd · 11 years ago
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THIS IS THE FIRST UNSPONCERED GOOGLE RESULT WHEN YOU TYPE PETER DINKLAGE’S NAME INTO IT
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