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trying my absolute hardest to manifest GIMMIE A PITT, GIMMIE A SBURGH, WHAT'S THAT SPELL?? into Pittsburgh culture. i think i did it 15 times tonight. i want to hear it at Steelers, Penguins and Pirates games by 2027 people

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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usually i don't like to go off on things people hold dear, but

god

The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse is absolute trash and i hate it so much and its success is a mark against our species in the book of judgement

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what i really like about the word lol is that it looks like a tiny guy throwing his hands in the air with what i have to imagine is wild and unrestrained joy

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This is so wholesome

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Are there any indie/underground artists you were fan of, only for that artist to be featured in a piece of media, and now it's harder to be a fan of them because everyone only now knows them because of that media?

Yes

No

cough cough bo en cough cough machine girl cough

cough cough bo en cough cough machine girl cough

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marcille is ready for winter :D

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its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

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makin art that most people can't stand but that two dozen people think is a peerless masterpiece since 2015

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Hello, I’ve been listening to your music and stories for about four years, I have been unable to find anything of the stories in Myth either side two or one, I would greatly appreciate if you could perhaps send some of them to me. Sincerely, Somethingsomewhereforever

I made them up! I lie for a living and business is booming

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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btw when i graduated from middle school i had My Ass Is A Dumptruck playing in an earbud as i walked on the stage just thought you should know that

everyone knew 💜

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got mad about the way we pronounce malignant because it should align with the way we pronounce align

googled it, they're derived from totally different sources. align is french, malignant comes from the greek malignus

haha i think, malignus a great name for a sith. googled it, malignus the sith already exists

anyway this is a story about how sometimes nothing happens

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tumblr should have a little clippy guy, a tumblrweed or something, that pops up and says "hey it looks like you posted this exact joke 15 months ago, are you sure you want to do yhis"

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I love this song so much. It's so very specific but very real

a note on deserving better.

listen to left, right, goodnight! here.

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Those channels are the best and im convinced they are an independantly developing concept. I've been on so many where the decision to add one seems to be unrelated to the existance of other ones. People are just obsessed with preserving out of context quotes

I’m in a few different Discord servers where we have channels that are just a list of quotes we’ve said out of context, so imma give you all my best ones fr:

"Okay now the bow is not gonna get pregnant at least, that's good"

"I am Food the Untasty"

“It doesn’t matter if it’s a crime if it looks good”

"A family of [Name of one of my friends]s being mad at Garlic Bread"

"I actually don’t live in Sweden, but I live in your walls, I’ve seen you take of your wig when you think you’re all alone"

"Stop attacking the kids just attack banana"

"The cloneliness will be erased when you touch your ear"

“Then I gotta keep being in denial so my skull doesn’t crack open”

"Yeah but you are not your hair, your hair can be a differing sexuality than you"