(igore the fucked flowery thing above)she/herMarlene/Regulus/Bartyfck else can I write?? oh yeah I'm perennially afraid of being hated by the people I follow bc they prob think I'm weird sob :(
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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marauders modern highschool au but the whole thing is just remus desperately trying to avoid the basketball coach because he knows hes tall but damn it he doesnt wanna join the team!!
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imagining regulus at 11 lying on his stomach kicking his legs doing arts and crafts and making a love letter for james
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Barty: Ugh. Thereβs always that weak bitch in the group that isnβt down for murder.
Barty and Regulus: *glares at James*
James: Well SORRY I have MORALS-
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so I was listening to music and got this messageβ¦ at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realizedΒ
he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS
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Does anybody knows the artist's name? Google isn't cooperating ππ
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She doesnβt like you bro. She likes gay werewolves with repressed trauma and jumper collections.
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James would do that thing where he puts his hand on the back of the passenger seat when heβs reversing and it would make Regulus so fucking horny they end up fucking then and there
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First person to reblog this gets a face full of brucks!
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Jegulus marriage reveal 1: Stranger: Hey, can I buy you a drink? Regulus: No thanks. Stranger, ignoring him: So, what do you do for a living? Regulus: Nothing. Stranger: Oh. You seem rich. Regulus: That's because my husband's my sugar daddy. *Sirius, who was nearby, starts choking* Stranger: H-husband? You're married? Regulus, showing off his ring: Yes. *Stranger mumbling apologies and leaving* Sirius, loudly: YOU'RE MARRIED?? Regulus: Yes. Barty: Wait, WHAT? You're joking. Regulus: No, I'm not joking. Sirius: This is NOT funny if this is a joke. You have a ring! Marlene: Wait, what's happening? The rest of them: REG IS MARRIED!! Dorcas, blinking: Sorry what the fuck now? Regulus, rolling his eyes: Ok, I'm married, now you all know, can we move on? Dorcas: Since fucking when? Sirius: TO WHO?! James, entering: Why's everyone screaming? Regulus: To him. *Everyone being dead silent* Barty: I'm sorry, what?
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Remus is a quiet, cardigan-wearing menace who once looked Lucius Malfoy in the eye and said:
βIβve killed scarier things than you.β No one knows if he was joking. Including Remus.
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