(igore the fucked flowery thing above)she/herMarlene/Regulus/Bartyfck else can I write?? oh yeah I'm perennially afraid of being hated by the people I follow bc they prob think I'm weird sob :(
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Remus the icon that he is:
1st year James: hey remus? How come you're always with Madam Pomfrey?
Remus: we're fucking.
James:
James: you're joking right?
Mcgonagall: where is your homework?
Remus: my wolf ate it.
Mcgonagall: ...
Remus: I'm not lying and you know it.
Sirius: hey moony? What's a toaster?
Remus: torture machine.
Sirius: what
Remus: 🫂
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“Jobless behavior” when referring to people who are absolutely deranged on the internet is so far removed from reality like I guarantee you most people who are obsessively unhinged have a job that is driving them to become absolutely insane because they are miserable and likely don’t have the energy to do much outside of whatever outlet they’re using to take their frustrations out on the internet. Employed behavior
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fair
rn what thoughts you having
thinking thoughts
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Regulus & Sirius Black:
Born to sing "This Song" Forced to sing "Family Line"
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are they good thoughts
thinking thoughts
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“I want to see the world… But I cannot move”
Reblog the snowman to show him the world.
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sometimes i think it would help the everyone if people shut up
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Sirius: ew a death eater
Regulus: ew a depressed homosexual who has repressed feelings for one of his best friends
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I'm sorry to bring this up to you but a queer ship isn't inherently misogynistic. Prejudices towards women, following gender roles stereotypes and villainise femininity and female characters is.
First in line to criticise how fandom mistreats women and sapphics relationships but if you don't like a mlm fandom ship maybe you shouldn't be here at all.
NB and trans people find comfort in reading mlm ships because the depiction of those characters sometimes is way more complex and dynamic than a white cis fem archetypical female character could ever dream to be in published books, and since you aren't helping the community at all maybe you should let people enjoy what they like in peace.
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No wait, random worldbuilding idea:
A people who have an age-old tradition, that when warriors left home to go to war, their family that remains home prepare funeral goods for them while they wait, sewing them the clothes and preparing the tools and all that they will be buried with - to emotionally prepare them to the hard possibility that the one who left will not return home alive. If the warrior returns, their burial goods are all burned in a bonfire that is lit for the celebration of their return.
And to this modern day, mothers of the culture will tell their children "fine, but let me take your measures for burial clothes before you go" as a way of telling them that something they're about to do is lethally stupid. Sharing stories about just how dramatic their mothers are, someone tells their group of friends that his mother once actually took out a measuring tape to start taking his measures when he said he's leaving home for a work trip.
And another one goes "pfft, yeah. This one time I went to a rock concert and came back home to mom sitting on her sewing machine, fucking making me a funeral coat."
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“If some historian ever writes about us,” Sirius said suddenly, head on Remus’s chest, tucked beneath the curtains of his dorm bed, “I hope they lie.”
Remus hummed, fingers carding through Sirius’s hair. “Why?”
“Because,” Sirius lifted his head slightly just so he could see Remus in the eye, “no one needs to know how long it took me to admit I was in love with you.”
@wolfstarmicrofic | Historian | Word Count: 67
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the night is still young. i can do yoga and use my oil pastels. i can cut another fruit. i can write in my journal. i can make a poem. i can invite the figure outside my window in
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tysm love <3
i require advice
or rather, i would like advice
but that's boring
what do you need advice on? I may (I typed in may and it tried to autocorrect to mayonnaise which I thought was funny so I’m telling you) or may not be able to help
#so it's like that post#that said reg holds james' hand when he dissasociates#so sweet of you#(i'll burn incense 24/7 now)
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James: I’m bye
James: By*
James: Buy*
James:
Remus: It’s okay, Prongs. Take your time.
James, pointing at Lily: GIRLS
James, pointing at Regulus: BOYS
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