ii still don't know how to use commas <3 they/them slay. 21!
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saw this post and couldnt like it cus i guess im blocked by them but honestly this is a hilarious way to find out
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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved
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if she's your girl then why's she chopping carrots into my bath 😏
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I saw the official zombieman illustration guys
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love will illuminate you (thought this deserved its own separate post bc i like it so much)
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x reader should be (and, generally speaking, often is) the most accepting fanfiction space because its consistently, and almost exclusively an expression or fantasy of being desired or wanted or wanting—or in an even more basic sense, considered. even if you dont explicitly self-insert, even if there’s a an oc thats just you but better or a faceless insert u make - it starts with the same premise. which is wanting to be seen or desired by some extension of who you are. or wanting to fantasize explicitly about a life that isn’t yours, any life but yours. its admitting more openly than other mediums—i want someone to want some part of me. to take interest in me sexually or romantically or platonically. i want this element of myself to be considered or thought of. sometimes that is accomplished through writing, and sometimes that is accomplished through reading and seeking to bits of yourself in other peoples. the other half is having space to want and yearn for something else. how liberating it is to admit that you’d like to be somewhere else.
and it is hardly a flawless medium and im really, really simplifying it but i do think that there is something uniquely enjoyable and freeing about it. i want agency in the stories i love. i want my presence to haunt this fiction like a ghost. i want to be loved, i want to be interesting. i want to experience hundreds of lives that aren’t mine. i want i want i want. this a story of you. this is a story of me.
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the misandrist fujoshi is the bravest thing a woman can be in our world
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oh mcat... your terrible reign will be coming to an end this friday...
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do u have a link to the trans girl in a frat comic posted by you? cuz I don't wanna reblog the reposted version
I guess there's no convenient way to "prove" I made this since it's not watermarked, but here's where I originally posted it on twitter (after being a patreon exclusive for a while) https://twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1532030298568925185
It's unfortunate that drawings and writing are customarily owed accreditation online, but the moment you combine the two it inexplicably becomes a "meme" and is therefore assumed to have just spawned from the aether. Please credit me when you repost my work, guys
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the funniest thing about the first successful blood transfusion being done on dogs is that dogs are one of those animals that doesn't innately have an immune response to foreign blood, so their first transfusion can basically be whatever blood type, and that means they're pretty uniquely bad for setting your expectations for humans if you don't know that. or what a blood type is.
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